A couple of months ago, I had a dream where I moved to a real life Goldenrod City, the sun was setting and we finally moved into a apartment there. After I got to relax, I decided to walk north towards National Park where there was a magician performing magic tricks with realistic, but still cartoony looking pokemon. I don't remember what he did, but I was too busy looking at how fucking AMAZING the place looked to the point where I accidentally bumped into him because I was watching a Pidgeot fly by. I almost knocked him over, but he caught me before I fell back too far and have us both fall over.
This guy had an outfit and face much like Dento(from pokemon Black/White; Pic related), but hair similar to Koon(The one you get if you pick the fire starter), but blond. He kinda had this sinister kinda look to him, like the type who would do bad things. He also had a tophat, but didn't wear it for too long.
Instead of being pissed off at me, he smiled as if he had some kind of plans for me. So he waved to his small audience of people while he held my hand, thanking them for watching his performance. Soon, he reached into his vest pocket and pulled out a smoke ball, throwing it on the ground and exploding into smoke. As he held my hand tighter, he threw out a dugtrio to dig our way to the forest not too far from the west of where we were. When we popped out of the hole, there was a pickup truck about five feet away from us that was parked next to a flat, long dirt road. He returned his dugtrio and got into the driver's seat of the car.
Without thinking, I decided to join him in where he was going, thinking he was this somewhat romantic guy. After about an hour of driving as the sun almost gone down, we park in front of a bank. He looked to me and smiled, "Alright, when I throw out my pokemon, I want you to throw yours as well." I nodded, not even sure what was going on, but went with it anyways. As we both got out of the truck, I finally spoke, "Are we-..?" He interrupted, "Yes." with a calm, but quiet tone of voice.
He started to grin as we open the door to the bank, getting in line with 4 others and me right beside him. After a moment of silence, he threw out a heavy ball. A Darkrai emerged from it, getting ready to throw a Shadow Ball towards the bank. He yelled, "Put your hands up and no one is going to get hurt! Darkrai, Shadow Ball!" he commanded. After that, I threw out my Medicham(the main pokemon of my party) and commanded it to use psychic to lift all of the bank workers and the civilians waiting in the line.
As Medicham and I did this, the other guy's Darkrai finally blew a hole through the bank's door, causing some money to fly out of it. After that, he commanded Darkrai to use hypnosis on everyone but us two. After everyone was asleep, Medicham gently put everyone down. After that, I had commanded Medicham to use his telekenisis to carry the moneybags onto the back of the other guy's pickup truck. We loaded the pickup truck until it started to look like it was gonna overfill.
Both of us feeling accomplished about robbing the bank, he grabbed my shoulders and turned me around. He gave me a sweet smile for a moment before placing one hand on the back of my head and leaned over to kiss my lips. This kiss lasted for a few minutes before breaking it, I grew a really huge megaboner for him. After that, he grabbed my hand and returned his Darkrai and I returned my Medicham. We walked up to his pickup truck and pulled out a rolled up blanket from the back of the seats, using it to cover up all the money we robbed from the bank. After that, we got back in and we drove off. We were laughing our asses off for a while before going into complete silence. We were both blushing while we were quiet, until he spoke, "Well.. I got a question for you.. Do you want to be with me so we can do bad things along side each other or I can take you back to your dull life?" I looked out of the window to think as the sky was now navy blue. I smiled, looking back at him, "I'll go with you, but only if you tell me your name.."
He grinned, "Well.. My name is.." and the dream ended.
I raged so hard, I mostly remember this because I still have a HUGE megaboner for this guy even though he was only in my dream. Obviously this was caused by my Pokemon obsession. I hope to meet him again in my dreams every time I sleep, it's such a downer when he doesn't appear. It's like the frustration of trying to get Uboa to appear, except the process is billions times longer. :(
Last edited 10/09/16(Thu)07:09.