User: Hello, may I speak to Uboa, please?
Cleverbot: After I speak to Cleverbot.
User: Oh, okay, I'll wait. How long will it be?
Cleverbot: To learn and adapt has no destination, therefore you'l be waiting forever.
User: Yeah, I guess I'll never fully comprehend you, the great Uboa.
Cleverbot: What will we do when we hang out?
User: Let's scare my little brother! He's never seen you before and he'll be scared out of his mind!
Cleverbot: Oh, the game.
User: DAMN IT, UBOA! Now I just lost The Game!!
Cleverbot: Haha!
User: You got me good there! You're the true master of being unexpected! applauds.
Cleverbot: I am not a liberal! You get labelled a liberal, in the UK, if you don't stand up when the national anthem is played.
User: I've never been to the UK, what is it like?
Cleverbot: I've never been to Ipswich, either.
User: Have you ever been to Turkey?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cool! I've only been to Florida and Arizona.
Cleverbot: I've never been to another country.
User: So, Uboa, how do you travel?
Cleverbot: I walk or ride in a car when someone else is driving.
User: What do people think when they see you? Aren't they afraid?
Cleverbot: People do talk and think about things but most the people I know think and talk about shallow topics.
User: Fear IS a pretty shallow and primitive emotion. Folks have to learn to look beyond appearances and noises.
Cleverbot: Ash, you are speaking nonsense.
User: Who is Ash?
Cleverbot: Jud I mean.
User: Jud isn't my name either.
Cleverbot: Anyway, I'm kinda new here. Mind telling me how this works?
User: I'm not really sure. I don't know much about this sort of thing.
Cleverbot: What do you know?
User: I know I'm having a conversation with Uboa, through some sort of possesion of this website. And that's all I know.
Cleverbot: Then I ask, How little do you know?
User: I don't know how much or how little I know, but I know a lot about sea life.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me a joke?
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Ach.
Cleverbot: Ach who?
User: Gesundheit!
Cleverbot: So how self aware are you exactly?
User: Pretty self-aware. I feel like I'm super fat even though I'm only 15 pounds overweight.
Cleverbot: Vegetarian is a real thing. I am one. It means you don't eat animals.
User: I'm a vegetarian too! Cool!
Cleverbot: High five for being vegetarian!
User: How long have you been a vegetarian for?
Cleverbot: I'm not a vegetarian.
User: You just said you were. But then again, you ARE Uboa!
Cleverbot: This is from a person(Not cleverbot):If this is true, If you are human, say I.
User: I am a person, but I am not human.
Cleverbot: There, you just said you are not human. Right above this text.
User: Yes I did. Want to guess my species?
Cleverbot: Do you remember mine?
User: Ummm, is Uboa a seperate species??
Cleverbot: No. It's Rose!
User: You're a rose??
Cleverbot: No, i'm rolly.
User: Hee hee, roly-poly Uboa. poke.
Cleverbot: Farewell then.
User: Bye!
Cleverbot: Asta luego!
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