OH GOD

You're fucked now, girlfriend.

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She's in a meeting. May I call you back later?

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>>1770
Ah it's... Um... No problem. I can just wait for her in the lobby.

I need to... Er... Take her somewhere.

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Oh Christ.

QUICK, SLIP OUT THE BACK

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SHIT hurry up he's looking this way!

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D...did I get lost?

I get up from my piano for ONE SECOND and I get this.

MONOKO, YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT, DO SOMETHING

Hey guys what's goin o- OH MY FUCKING GOD

Stop yelling at me, Monoe, I'm doing the best I can! Why don't you teleport her out!

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Did someone order room service here?

>>1790
I... I w-wanted you to shine my piano keys.

Hey, can you guys keep it down over here?

'Scuse me, just passing through. Carry on.

A Mado is out.

._. ... -.-' pinches cheek

Madotsuki, where are you~?
I wanna hug you~

>>1793

NO

also, animated

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>>1823
PARTY HARD

>>1824

ooh man you gave me the best idea, I'll draw it tomorrow..

>>1824

Also, open the gif, zoom into the pool of blood, shit brix

Gosh guys.

This thread gets five stars.

For it's originality and awesomeness.

Hotel Yume Nikki?
Hotel Madotsuki?

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>>1851
[Rings front desk bell plaintively]
A-Actually... it's Yume Hotel... I think...
[Glances at his feet]
But you c-can change it t-to wha-wha-whatever you like.

Umh... i think i don't like hotels anymore

(i don't know if somebody will get it)

You're in the wrong room (thread?), honeykins.
Now leave me. I have important business to attend to with sensei.

Well on the bright side it's not Hotel Mario.

I'm looking for the Club effect, can someone help me?

>>1871
Very no

>>1870
I got it :D

can you keep it down? im trying to make more snow

>>1864
Hotel Yume?
Please don't tell me I can check out anytime I want, but I can never leave...

Dying hurts...

>>1871
No. Just... no.

>>1871
AliceAnon, shamed by his or her hideous fail, slithers back into the shadows, never to be heard from again.

>>1949

>slithers back to /seccom/

Fixed that for ya.

room service?... i want some eggplants

excuse me, where's the swim effect? i can't seem to get into the pool...
i want to jump off the high dive...:<

we must drive though that fail to get back to this threads awsomeness.

Room service? I want some boiled water.

Keep it down you guys, tryinna sleep here.

>>2011
Well it's not like Uboa's just gonna stop screaming.

sorry no room service availible today.
All the Toriningen maids are off at a "sweet partay" somewhere in the patchy and dried up bit of the garden.

>>2013
This hotel's terrible. First you tell me the only room available is a shack in the garden WITH NO ELECTRICITY, might i add. And now there's no room service?

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(shining piano keys)

Wait just for a while, i'll be there with your orders

Please be quick.

>1955

Sorry, sir.

I was late today.

I will get your eggplants immediately.

Eskyus me, suh... I'd liek to order a little gal nam'd Maddytsuki for Dinner

Room service? I want some mushrooms.

>>2022
I met a girl called Maddysuky today. Se walked into my room on accident and turned on a light, hurt my eyes quite a bit.

We have installed vending machines in the hotel. Slaughter your friends and use their money to buy a refreshing beverage TODAY!♥

>>1870

(Aha, I've played inspiration.. goddamn that hotel is scary)

I-I'm spilling blood everywhere! Clean up in the lobby! CLEAN UP IN THE LOBBY!!!

Excuse me, how much longer will I have to wait for my room? People keep mistaking me for an invisible hat rack. -.-

I have to bring my prostitutes here because no one loves me.

Hey guys, I'm gonna put you all in an enclosed space.
Now hold still.

..... -pinches cheek-

>>2032
You can chill up in here homez

WHY AM I STILL HERE OH GOD -piiinches cheek-

>>2036
'sup.

-hugs madotsuki- you can't leave just yet, friend, you need to see the snow. -turns to Uboa- hey, you, get me some water to turn into snow

>>2037

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU

-bike effect; pedals away-

/blocks Madotsuki's escape route

yippie kai yay, motherfucker

Uh... I think I'm lost...

PIPIPIPIPIP-- How Pipi get here? First Pipi is running from the fuzz, now Pipi is in hotel! Need moar drank! MADDYSUKI GET PIPI SOME DRANK!

>>2047
Pipi... Can i try some of your Drank?

>>2047

I want some Drank too! Maddysuki gets us dranks!

We're still out of drank, sorry.

FWS B keeps fucking drooling everywhere. I am disappoint.

Yo fuck that hotel mayne, we gon drank in the woods and shit

>>2054
Oh yeeaaaaah bra

Sorry guys, I'd come out to party, but I'm kinda busy being beheaded and pregnant and stuff.

-goes to the forest- im getting some drank

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>>20569

>Just realized this is a headless pregnant woman.
>Jesus fucking christ.

-Climbs through window and "stares" at everyone- .........

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-looks aroudn boredly-

-pokes head in window, holding knife- Is he gone?

...I'm never browsing this website ever again.

>>1764
Dont mind me doopdoopdoop

Who wanted these eggplants?

>2272

That would be me

-runs over and hugs kyukyu-

Seriously, can you guys CUT IT OUT with the goddamn music? Everyone's starting to think I'm some sort of emo douche.

...And, uh, can I get a napkin or something?

WHERE THE HELL IS MY BOILING WATER

>>2279
You think you got it bad? I'm dying from dehydration here! The service around here sucks! Shit, I'd be better off in a fucking sewer!

-BLARRGH- can i get some paper towels?

I'll handle this! brings a roll of paper towels to Leg Vomit Bean Shit Man

Anyone need me to go get anything? Maybe more Drank?

Meanwhile, at the desert / garden

So, he was all liek "WTF you slut! How can you just run off with him like that! WHORE!" And I was like "Me and you weren't even together, I just tossed your sorry ass a pity fuck! I mean, look at you! You look like something out of a Picasso painting! Besides, he's so cute! And besides, that overgrown hand really comes in handy in the bedroom, if you know what I mean..." So, anyways, now he's stalking that Monoe chick, hanging outside of that cave she's always in, I know, it is SOOOOO pathetic. Anyway, my new boyfriend is SOOOO dreamy! Plus, he LOVES rave music just as much as I do! It's like we were made for each other!

Wow oh my god, you did the right thing. If I were you I'd TOTALLY do the same! Who in their right minds would date a creepo like him?

NAO WHO WANTS DRANK dragging out barrel of drank

>>2309
/heads immediately turn

>>2312
/entire body turns. (is all head. Bloop.)

Ish hungry...Wheres Madotsuki?

>>2312
>>2315

OH SHI-
C'mon girls! Grab the drank and run! RUN!!!

-drank pours out of hole in face-
-blushes from embarrassment-

Entering the hotel

Um... hey, uh, has anybody seen a girl named Monoe around here? She hasn't been in her cav... I mean, I haven't seen her lately.

Monoe? You here?

>2322

OMG IM TOTALLY LAHK GOING TO TELL EVERYONE

takes out phone

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>>2319
Where do you think you're going?

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nevermind us. just hangin' round.

I'll just be by the stairs. 8)

-stands by kyukyukun smiling creepilly-

>>2339
glares menacingly while holding a chainsaw

>>2333
Oh, HELL NO! I just cleaned those stairs, and I'll be damned if some mothafuckin jelly monster tries to come all up in my shit and ruin my hard work! You better get yo bitch ass up out dis hotel! D:<

-holds madotsuki's knife up smiling creepilly-
bring it

>>2341

Well, it's not like I have anything better to do.

I'll just be at the front desk, admiring the wooden finish.

Hello, I come from small settlement. Can give me room? I need room.

>>2348
Ignore my hand rubbing the telephone. Room for how many?

>>2349
There are only 26 of us. I can have room yes?

>>2350

Of course. Last door on the right. Don't touch the light switch.

Why I no touch light switch? This bad room?

>>2357

It depends if you want to be mentally raped or not.

>>2358
Man, shutup foo! They don't need to know all that!

>>2357
Hell yeah you can touch the light switch, just make sure you pay in advance! Trust me, ain't no mind raping goin on in dis hotel, uhm-hmm.

Oh god who gave the Toriningen a "Bitchy black girl" attitude?

I have not much money right now.

>>2359
Well, shoulda let me stay near the stairs if you didn't want me talking.

>>2361
You can pay later. Just not if you plan on staying tonight.

>>2361

Well, if you're short on cash, you can stay in my room. I don't mind. >:)

>>2363
You'll be paying for two, then,

-hides under the bed-

(Turns to Shadow Man) Careful, man. (Whispers)HE.... SNORES.

-admires shadow man's hollow face- <3

>>2367

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-pops head out from under the bed and stares at Takofuusen-

>>2376
...Papa?

>>2367
>>2373

Wait a minute... are you guys even paying for your rooms here?

>>2378
Hmmmmm...? Of course.

>>2379
Then how come we don't have any records of payment from you? Y'know, this hotel doesn't take kindly to freeloaders.

Okay, which one of you parked your car on top of me?

>>2386
...
Um, yeah, I-I'll uh, be right on that.

>>2380
I was never lead to a room. KyuKyu is very busy lately, I've noticed.

>>2392
Fine, Follow me and I'll show you your room. You don't mind sharing a room, do you? Not exactly sure why, but this hotel has been pretty full lately.

Also, you wouldn't happen to know why I could get a large shipment of something called "drank", would you? I've never heard of it, but our customers are fricken crazy for it. It's like some sort of pandemic or something!

THE END IS NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH

/runs up and down the hallways

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>>2399

Please sir, calm down. Your causing a disturbance

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>>2399
Seriously, where's the security guy when you need him? Who is letting all these random people in the hotel?!

>>2401

I'd assume it's a combination of the light switches and the Toriningen. Mind rape AND claustrophobia aren't a fun combo.

Egad! Do my eyes deceive me? Is this a male Toriningen!?

>>2404

Your not welcome here, Mr Anon!

>>2393
A roommate would be fine, I don't mind. I'm a pretty lenient guy.

I believe that I overheard a conversation earlier regarding a large supply of "Drank" in Forest World, but my weirdo cousins might have already confiscated it. They seem to enjoy watching people and taking in information.

-gives the torniningen a piece of paper ripped from the front desks sheet saying i checked in forever-

OH GOD -blargh- IM GONNA NEED SOME MORE -blargh- PAPER TOWELS TAKO-blarrrghh-FUUSEN!!!

>>2415
Yeah, you're going to need a lot more than paper towels...
grabs a pile of hotel towels
Here, just use these for the time being.

>>2416
OH FUCK! NOOOOOO!
Let go of me you asshole! LET GO!
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

-blargh- OH THANK GO-blargh-D

-puts blue dress on Shadow Man-

Was someone calling for Madots - I mean, me?

>>2470
Oh hello Madotsuki! We have a special room for you. Do you mind that theres no way out?

>>2474
Hey, while you're here, does this hotel have wheelchair accommodations?

>>2516

Going down the stairs, yes.

Going up the stairs, no.

I can always, ah, help you with the rails.

>>2526
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE HIGHLANDER.

STOP FUCKING TOUCHING ME

-Eats madotsukis ghost-

Hey, your not madysuki!

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>>2538

Of course I am Madotsuki, I'm just dead, you dolt. 8U

>>2538
Hey, no eating the other customers!

Does anyone around here know the morning commute schedules? I gotta be in Neon World by 10:00 AM sharp.

>>2585

Hold one just one second...

-gets on computer, starts googling train schedules-

Hey, you little 8 bit guy! Do you mind not stomping up and down the stairs?
I'm trying to sleep!

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93475

WAHHHH....

Ah dun keeked over mah toy train set... and killed everybody inside.

>>2386
Sorry but my depth perception kind of lags

Woof.

bzzzzzzzzzzrrrrrzzzrzzrz

I mean er.. uh...

BaaaAAああああrk.

slaps Toriningen on the ass

Continues sitting still against the hallway wall, occasionally laughing

Hey, has anyone seen my sister around? She's about this high, white skirt?

Will this thread die alread- oh shit, what have I done -.-