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Pudding 11/06/17(Fri)20:37 No.6838   [Delete]   [Edit] 

A cat in a hat on a mat with a dank sack smokin crack acting black who don't cut you no slack because his homies think you're whack so he takes you out back to the ghetto shack and with his shiny piece he gives you a smack and leaves with yo chick (who has a nice rack). Also he has a hovercraft complete with Chuck Norris-like extending falcon punch wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man hands. He also has a prehensile penis that allows him to open soda cans with ease as well as cockslap you from your nearest Denny's, no matter where you are. He has the echolocation of a Zubat and he will find dat ass even in the dark, and stick his foot so far up your ass that Red Foreman would stand agape. His toenails shear skin off of your body, which he then turns into jerky and feeds to children in the third world because all though he smacked your bitch ass up, he still cares.

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>>	POP~ kun!nKasaneRh. 11/06/17(Fri)23:11 No.6839   [Delete]   [Edit] File: 1308377495427.png -(60.4 KiB, 650x557) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.

>>	Sino 11/06/18(Sat)19:08 No.6852   [Delete]   [Edit] Oh is he part dolphin? Also, why is he with a cat? Last edited 11/06/18(Sat)19:09.

>>	Pudding 11/06/19(Sun)16:42 No.6858   [Delete]   [Edit] He is the cat. And it could be possible.