Please tell me your method.

I wish to achieve Nirvana as you have.

Hey man it's awesome what more can I say?

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>If this thread is destined for serious discussion

The longer you can hold it, the better it is. If you can manage to wait for 1-2 weeks, you'll have a spectacular orgasm. Really, it can't be described in words alone, it's pure heaven, your legs will tremble and every last inch of your body will feel warm and euphoric.

>if not

LOL PENIS MASTERBASHEUN VAGINA CUM JIZZ ROFLLMAO

This entire thread.

>>5390

3 months the longest I've ever waited and I felt light headed afterwords. It was honestly one of the most awesome feeling ever.

polite sage
You ever try holding still just before climax and letting your heartbeat do all of the work? ;P

<3 this thread so much

>>5418 if you avoided having a wet dream over all that time too, you are a fucking god(dess)

This thread has persuaded me to not fap for the next 6 months.
Because why the fuck not.

also, vagina cannon is usually related

Fap vigorously multiple times daily, until you no longer get any real pleasure.
Stop fapping completely for at least a month.
Fap.
Experience pure bliss.

An imageboard full of anons that can make a thread about masturbation and not turn it into a complete joke, you guys are so awesome, srsly, you earn a million respect points for this.
>>5432
YEAH, that's how it's done. I dunno about a month though. How is it humanly possible to restrain yourself for that long, lol

>>5433
We try and stay at least slightly serious about everything. If we wanted to act all "LOLOLOL PENIS MASTURBATION FAP FAP FAP LOLOLO XDDDD" We'd be on 4chan.

You guys are bad at reading. He clearly said "come," yet you are interpreting it as "cum."

I use a minivan to come to places.

>>5445
I once came minivans.

>>5445
Coming to uboachan is so much fun. I love coming to this site, this is one of the best sites to come to. I came.

>>5448
You smooth bastard.

>>5433
For srs? A month is easy. Part of the increased pleasure is the release from denial of pleasure for so long.

It's like the story of the poor old man who always wore shoes that were a size too small. Even when he scrounged up enough money to get new shoes, he would always choose ones that were too small for him.
Finally somebody asked him why he always wore shoes that were too small for him, and he replied that the only pleasure he had left in life was to come home at the end of the day, take off his shoes, and rest his aching feet.

That was only vaguely related to what I was talking about, but now every time you masturbate you're going to think of old guys with big feet.

>>5461

cool story, bro.

>>5470

One time I came so hard I thought I was going to OD

>>5478
SOUNDS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR AN EXPERIMENT

Does jacking off mess with your immune system? A few months ago when I had a cold, I fapped (yes, I was really that desperate) and felt better afterwards. No, it didn't do anything miraculous like cure it, but my symptoms lessened. My headache went away and the phlegm started clearing up a bit.

>>5483
I wouldn't think so.

But still, that's not something you'd hear a doctor say.

"Rest up, drink plenty of fluids and fap like a boss"

I would if I were a doctor.
"Get your rocks off erry day."

Maybe it has something to do with stress. Stress is bad on everything, obviously. You're going to be stressed all the time when you're sick. Sexual release is the most effective and best form of natural stress relief.

Supposedly, fapping and other sexual activity isn't good to do when you're sick. Note the I have absolutely no source to back up this statement.
It does make sense not to overexert yourself, so there's that.
But on the other hand, relieving stress can be beneficial toward your recovery. Plus it helps promote blood flow, which can also aid recovery.
My diagnosis:
Fapping doesn't take a lot of energy, unless you're horribly dying, I'd say go for it. And if you are dying, then it doesn't really matter, unless you're worried about somebody finding your corpse in an indecent state of rigor mortis.

>>5497
Right now, I'm sick.

And being stupid and not reading that sentence like before. I didn't get any pleasure at all, and YOU ARE GOD.

Having an orgasm helps your body release antihistamines and endorphins which are good against flues and headaches.

>With so much masturbation talk no wonder this thread's sticky

I just orgasmed. I'm trembling all over. I can feel my blood flowing throughout my entire body. Everything is so warm and relaxing. This is the greatest feeling on Earth.

Yet, I can't help but wish the pre-climax lasted a little longer. What is the best method (if any) to prevent yourself from cumming without hurting yourself or turning yourself off?

>>5549
Wow, I feel a lot better about myself now lol. I knew it was good for you, but I didn't know it was that good for you.

>>5554 lol premature disguise question. c:

>>5556
Oh, go eat a sock.
I can physically manage to keep going to the point that I start to get sore and it doesn't feel good anymore (used to do it all the time before discovering that waiting for days makes it a LOT better).

The problem is after I've waited for an extended period of time like a week or so, when I finally decide to start, I always end up climaxing like 30 seconds in because it feels too fukken good to just stop and wait a few minutes.

>>5560
Whatever you do, don't try stopping yourself with ice. I learned that the hard way.

fucking love xbox.

its okay. as for me, it is the most entertaining ten seconds of my day I have to look forward to.

A pig's orgasm lasts 18 minutes, apparently.

u jelly?
I know I am.

Also, still going with the whole 6 months no fap thing.

i always count how many seconds or minutes it can last... Damn, i don't know how you guise can wait. I just do it everytime i feel like doing it, maybe three times a week.

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I've been fapping way to much lately and it's had a noticeable effect on my size, hardness, and performance.
I want to recharge for a few days, but I find it really hard to not fap.
Tips on not fapping?

Haha this thread is ridiculous
>>5593
Hm, dunno never had a problem with that because I don't fap I think it's gross. Not saying "lol I'm 2 cool to do that" I really just don't like to. Maybe watch a really cute funny show? Dunno I imagine that would help for whatever reason

>>5593
What else can I say other than avoid your sexual fuel like the plague. If you find yourself on a porn site or something, just leave, if you have any kind of fetish, avoid anything that would entice you to jerk off.

>>5597
haha, i used to say that i didn't like fapping because it seemed to be gross... I USED TO SAY THAT...

>>5593
>>5598

Umh... well, since i personally don't need any "sexual fuel", i don't think you'd stop fapping just avoiding pr0n and your fetishes. That's my opinion.
I guess exercise is good to avoid fapping, because it requires lots of energy and it makes decrease the sexual desire.

I came and it was awesome...

I just came.

Feels good man.

>>5593
Keep your mind occupied.
2 hours reading are 2 hours not fapping.

>>5606
oh u snow~ ;3

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypersexuality

Hypersexuality means cumming almost all the time.

Discuss.

Everyone here who masturbates with one hand will now realize that they always use the same hand every time.

I use my left hand. Which hand do most of you use to pleasure yourself with?

>>5635
right hand.
I'd try to use my left one, but it's a bit uncomfortable since I'm right handed and all that

i usually use my left hand...
but i like to change it sometimes...

SOMETIMES I DUAL WIELD.

Also, you guys should read Onani Master Kurosawa, AKA Fap Note.

It starts off silly, but it gets really good. One of the best things I've read, surprisingly enough...

>>5639

No words for how hard I lol'd

Also, I'm 16 and I've never orgasmed or seriously masturbated. Discuss.

^^same here, except I'm 17 ._.

>>5642
>>5644
You guys will eventually. Everyone always thinks they won't until the magic moment happens.
Then you're addicted like a drug. ;_;

Statistically speaking sexuality is extremely varied among people. Some people have never or rarely ever had an orgasm in there entire lives, wile others have them up to 4 times a day!
There is no normal.

>>5639
I love how it starts off as a silly little Death Note parody and evolves into something better. (I also find it hilarious how casually he says, "Now, who shall I fap to today?")

>>5644
Well I'm 18 and I've only fapped about fifty million times. This month. lololol.

>>5648
Statistically speaking 98% of all men masturbate regularly.
Seriously, look it up.

Okay, this is really, really weird (and kind of amusing). So I didn't eat anything all day today, and I got home. After some browsing online, one thing led to another and eventually I found myself in the middle of performing the daily routine, when suddenly I smelled food, literally it smelled like there was food cooking in the other room. Suspicious, because I knew I was the only person in the house, I paused for a minute and went into the kitchen. Nothing was cooking, I didn't leave anything on, there was nobody there, I checked the whole house and the doors were still locked, also I noted that the smell went away shortly after I had stopped fapping. I went back to my room and continued my personal business. Halfway through, the smell came back.

So apparently jerking off while you're hungry makes you hallucinate the smell of food cooking.

>>5707
Well you are thinking about... Women.
EUHEUEHEUEHUEHEUEHUEH
Uboachan hates me ;_;

>>5707
Friction was cooking your dong.

>>5483
I fap to clear my sinuses when I have a cold, so I can see how that makes sense... Maybe because you tense up and put more pressure on your sinuses/nasal cavity? Something to do with blood flow? I dunno. Either way, let's just be glad we've found another purpose for fapping!

Pic is not quite how it happens.

>>5726

Its not? :/

I think I also recall having a cold the last time jizz shot out of my hands and face, but it's been a while.

Being sick is not a problem when fap happens, but
meh, period ruins everything, i didn't came.

>>5760
My sincerest condolences to all members of the above anon's sex.

Also I had a wet dream a few days ago. It was awesome. Except it really fucking sucked afterwards. Discuss.

>>5769
I'd talk about my wet dreams but I'm waaaay too embarassed (says the anon who's posting in a fap thread)

Dumb question: How does cum blast out? Where exactly in your body does the pressure to shoot it out build up? I've been curious about that.

>>5774
It's really not by any sort of pressure, it's more like rhythmic contractions of the whole organ (since I notice we're all too squeamish to say anything like DICK or CUNT).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulbospongiosus_muscle
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ejaculation
>>5635
>>5639
And I thought I might be the only person who used both.

>>5760

wat

I don't understand what

>>5776
Just tryin' to be courteous and keeping this place at least remotely SFW. I could go on about how much I love RUBBING MY DICK AND GETTING A BONER AND JIZZING if you want.

>>5780
Translation: fapping while on a period feels bad man.

>>5793
Then I must be special or kind of a sadomasochist

>>5793
Not really, it's awesome... it depends on the person, i guess... btw, period sucks

>>5794
... then i am special like you, lol...

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Oh, what a wonderful place the world would be if both sexes could understand each-others personal pain. ;_;

Also I just came. Probably would have been a good idea to get out of bed first. Shit.

>>5794
>>5795

can i be special little snowflake too now

All this bloody vagina talk is really making it hard to fap.

>>5809
Really? Makes it easier for me...

>>5810
Guess that makes you a special little pretzelflake.

lol, this thread.

>>5776
Oh, I see. How does your body decide how long it keeps it up? Does it just keep going over and over again until it gets tired or "runs out" or is there like a predetermined amount of times that you can ejaculate in one sitting?

I've also noticed that when using... (that one muscle down there) the spurts will last a bit longer(honestly, I have no idea what that muscle is called or where exactly it's even located, that one in the front that you can sort of "pull" on the inside when you have an erection and it moves your penis upwards/backwards a bit?)

Recently I fapped twice in under 30 minutes and was freaking exhausted afterwards. Needless to say it was totally worth it.

Last edited 11/03/24(Thu)08:04.

Not fapped in a good while, not planning to. Bloody vagina is fine, what is the big deal? It is not like vomit or acid or some shit like that.

And yes, I do mean all of what I said.

>>5826
That's a good question. Also a question I don't have an answer for. It's not like I know everything, and I can't say I've ever wondered about that before. I couldn't find much in the tiny little bit of reading I did either, but it sounds like the fluid is created as needed, and the amount is fairly arbitrary... Maybe? The only reason I really saw was "because it is". Seriously though, it's not THAT hard to search around on wikipedia and google, is it? Why don't you see if you can find anything yourself and report back to us?

Last edited 11/03/25(Fri)00:48.

I can't explain how much I love this imageboard. Seriously, thank you guys. For being so awesome, I mean. Every time I visit Uboachan I remember why I don't like 4chan. It's just so lame in comparison.

Ok, so to the main topic:
1)I masturbate with my right hand, sometimes with the left one (which it's pretty damn difficult; I'm not ambidextrous :/).
2) I've been doing it since I was ten.
3) I do it regularly, sometimes several times a day, sometimes once in a while.
4) General consensus seems to be that masturbating is awesome and I agree.

Good end.

(Also, excuse me if my English is not the best.)

>>5867

>Every time I visit Uboachan I remember why I don't like 4chan. It's just so lame in comparison.

Damn right. The only thing good about 4chan is it's update speed, but it's full of unfunny cancer so who cares.

>I've been doing it since I was ten.

Wow, I never even so much as had a wet dream until I was like 12, and I never realized what it actually was ("Jesus Christ, where is all of this sticky shit coming from??") until I was around 13 and it happened when I was awake for the first time in my life. I was in bed. Lol, it scared the fuck out of me when it happened. I felt myself contracting, flipped out and sprinted into the bathroom thinking I was going to piss myself or had destroyed my privates or something, pulled my pants down in front of the toilet and panicked as I saw an unfamiliar substance shoot out and felt an unfamiliar sensation rush through me. I went into the living room after about an hour of cleaning myself up and worriedly asked my father about it, "uuuuuhh, Dad, w-what is this white stuff that came out of my thingy?" He asked me, "did it feel good?" and burst out laughing.

Needless to say my life was forever changed.

>>5867

Man you guys.

This thread.

>>5870

i came everytime i visit this thread... i love you all <3
Uboachan is awesome, so everyone of you and so is fapping...

so:
1- i fap with both hands... i'm right handed, but i enjoy it more using just my left hand :3 (also, sometimes i "try" other positions to avoid the same routine...)
2- bloody vagina won't stop me... seriously, it won't... feels good man :)
3- 4chan cannot be as awesome as Uboachan...

How do girls casually masturbate anyway? Laugh at me, but I'm honestly curious about this.

Do you have to use your hands/fingers, like, is the outermost part of your privates sensitive enough to make you came by rubbing against your underwear or something, or does there actually have to be contact on the inside for anything to really happen?

Sorry if this sounds like a retarded/creepy question, lol.

>>5868
My God. Your whole story. That somehow made me feel glad I was born as a girl... I know I would have freaked the fuck out in your place. XD
Also, lol at your dad's reaction.

>>5869
Omg not Norio. I love him, but I can't see a picture of him without remembering THAT chapter. OTL

>>5874
Umh... i think it's kinda complicated to explain, but all i can say is:
a) we mostly use fingers and rub/stroke where it feels good... basicaly...
b) the penetration of any object is not necessary to get high, even there are girls who like it very much

guise, i fap, but recently, i just can't come... i don't fap so often, but... what the fuck is happening? this is frustrating!
pic kinda related

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Stop schlicking, stupid, your vagina will end up as wide as Great Canyon and no one will fuck you due to being grossed out, really.

>>5889
o hai
4chan fag

>>5883
Awesome, thanks.

Also, maybe take a break for a few weeks? lol, I dunno.

>>5889
Vaginas don't get wider because of fap, go back to 4chan and learn about poopers

Also

>Go to www.boners.com
>Show off your boners
>Your boner might be only what the world's been expecting for.
>turn 360 degrees and walk away, nobody loves you :3

>>5891
problem resolved, went to see a friend and after that, i came and it was awesome.

Last edited 11/03/28(Mon)12:02.

I've got a major cold with a hacking cough, a runny nose, frequent nosebleeds, and I'm running a fever.

SHOULD I GO FOR IT??

>>5893

>>5892

You can't fap with vagina, silly.
You need penis for that.

And we're, virgins from 4-chan, need more knowledge. You're quite skilled, tell us more about schlick.

fap with cold hand feels bad man

discuss

>>5889
>>5897
That's not a 4chan fag, that's just an An00bish worshiper. --insert "penis_envy vagina marterbashum cum jizz lolol XDDDDD you is stupid" joke here because girls don't fap, they shlick-- meh...

>you, sir, ruined a good thread. Prease, keep your engrish good rike its!

>>5893

>DO IT

Last edited 11/03/28(Mon)23:14.

I did it. The cold didn't help, but the fever actually made it better. Apperceives pleasingly, chap.

>>5898
Agreed

Fap with cold anything feels bad, man.
I once tried using ice to see if it would put a temporary stop to the urges like a cold shower, yeah, not only did that not work, but I came and it didn't feel good.

Man.

I just came a river.
Recharged for only two days and hard as a hammer.
Kept stroking after orgasm, 'twas so good.
Fuck yeah.

Wow... I don't know if it happens this way often, but...
I just masturbated, came, drifted to sleep, then dreamt amazingly. The theme of the dream itself wasn't anything special, the CLARITY was what got me, I don't think I've ever seen, heard, or remembered a dream so clearly since I was a child (at least not a GOOD dream). I want to do this again sometime to see if I can get the same results. Fapping myself to sleep feels wonderful anyway.

Anyone else have this happen?

>>5921
Suddenly tonnes of people try it.

Anyone ever had dream masturbation?
Most of the time I wake up before I cum,
but the only time I came is when I had dream sex.
What's weird is that I had both kinds of dreams as both genders and I'm female.
Does this happen to anyone else?

>>5930
it happens to me, and i am a girl too...

>>5930
I had something close to dream masturbation once, I remember witnessing a situation heavily oriented around one of my deepest fetishes, I got really embarrased and turned on by it, it gave me an erection and I woke up... WITH AN ERECTION, DUN DUN DUUUN

Also you're lucky, I've never had a proper dream of being the opposite sex, it sounds like it would be a really cool experience.

>>5930
Hm yeah I've actually had that, opposite gender too. It was a bit odd in my most recent one where I was on a toilet and the whole time two guys were just standing there watching, I think one was supposed to be a king in that dream haha

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So I came before going to bed again last night but didn't manage to produce the same results. I am disappoint.

Maybe I should try again after waiting a month or so.

The main problem for me seems to be getting rid of the mess without expending energy, if I do anything actively after cumming, I lose some of the high I get from cumming, which seems to be what gave me such amazing dreams last time. This time I masturbated into a sock, but I still ended up making a mess, it went through the damn sock and drizzled down onto me and my clothes. XC Suggestions?

>>5957
Sleep in your jizz.

>>5973
lol, but jizz dries up. As soon as it gets sticky and hard, it wakes me up.

>>5930
I think I felt something similar to being of the opposite sex.

Basically dream sex but when I came, my partner did to, but at the same time I felt like I was both me and him.
I'm not sure how many orgasms their were but I know that when he came I felt like I did too and made me cum in the dreams afterwards too (So I lost count at some point because it was mindblowing).
I'm a virgin (Huge Surprise!) but I think I know thanks to this how it feels to be "one" with someone.

I have never being that satisfied, it's the best sex dream I had.

Am I the only one here that faps but doesn't like or use porn?

Porn turns me off, lol, I just find it kind of repulsive.

>>5989
So what do you fap to,then? Rainbows?
(Not meaning to be offensive, it's just an example)

>>5989
I don't use pron either... i can't understand why it would be necessary to get turned on, but i think it depends on each person, again...

Btw, today i fapped on school... i was really sleepy, so i asked to go to the bathroom to find a way to keep awake in that damn boring class. Then in the bathroom, it happened unexpectedly (it was the first time i fapped on school). I came really fast, but it felt really good. After that, i felt full of energy for the rest of the day.
I considered it was weird, since i usually fap before getting asleep, because it leaves me exhausted... does Fap makes you tired?

>>6005

>does fap make you tired?

Yes.

Also never do that at school ever again, that's fucking gross.

>>6005
Yes. I hope you've washed your hands. You shouldn't have done that... but lol...

>>6013
meh, there are people who sex on school and they are not said to be gross... maybe?... maybe it's perverted.
cuming is not all because of fap... fap should not be considered gross, i think.

>i think.

Just fapped twice in the past 30 minutes. The second one didn't feel fulfilling at all. Still came, though. Quite a bit.

>>5769
I'm a girl. Periods don't ruin shit for me, because I orgasm through stimulation of the clitoris, which if you're wearing a tampon is nice and clean and ripe for the rubbin'
Seriously, once you figure out what gets you off, fapping as a girl is awesome. I can fap silently, too.

>>5989
I generally don't use porn. I can get off using my imagination only. Occasionally I'll look at porn to get aroused but then fap by myself. I've only looked at pictures while doing the act only a handful of times.

Also longest time masturbating without cumming for you guys or girls?
I'm female and lasted 7 hours and a half, also past 2 hours it was so hard to resist cumming, it felt like hell except it feel fucking good at the same time.

>>6033
7 hours? Do you have any feeling left?

Male, about two hours, 45 mins. Both sides of my penis were starting to hurt, and the most sensitive part (on the bottom, near the tip, but below the head) was getting numb and stimulation wasn't giving me pleasure anymore. I waited about 30 minutes then fapped to orgasm in about five minutes. Before it started getting sore though, yes, cumming was very difficult to resist.

>>6034
Yea you still feel but GOD my thighs hurt so fucking much the next day, also tired as fuck since I started at night and basically finished when I was supposed to wake up the next morning.
I challenged myself to see how long I could last after reading the longest time (known or recorded, can't remember exactly) for a female was about 8 hours and a half.
The orgasm wasn't "better" for the time I spent (It kind of happened by accident since I was aiming for around 8 hours), but the hours of being on edge was incredibly mindblowing.
The longest pause I took might of being a max of 30 seconds and for the last hours touching ever so slowly so I can't cum but stay on that fine line.

Has anyone ever resorted to "experimental" fapping out of pure boredom?

I have recently discovered that the arteries in the upper side of my penis flush a dark shade of red slightly before I get an erection. Fascinating.

I'M SO BOOOORED :'(

>>6058
yup... i try different poses.
I wish i could know how to achieve a multiple orgasm. I get too sensitive after the first time i climax, so i think the maximum number of times i could came it's 2 ): ... so sad

Pic unrelated, i'm a girl

Last edited 11/04/10(Sun)23:25.

>>6033

>7 hours and a half

I don't even.

>>6038
Ah, now that explains everything.

>>6058
I lol'd.

Last edited 11/04/10(Sun)22:53.

>>6062
I don't know how much different it is for girls but it's not that difficult for me, just fap, orgasm, wait a little while, fap harder, orgasm again. It's not really worth it though because the second one takes more effort for far less reward, the second time doesn't feel even close to as good or last even close to as long as the first.

>>6062
Where the hell is that pic from? x'D

>>6066
Same here. So there's not much difference, I guess, at least not generally speaking...?

>>6067
Not much, it seems. Both sexes do similar things to their sex organs, their sex organs exhibit similar behaviors in response, and, I assume both feel the same as well.

>>6066
It's me again, from >>6062
You're right, the second time doesn't feel as good as the first one (i could came twice so far since the fisrt time i came). But well, i don't like waiting for the climax, i just want achieve orgasm asap, i don't like being on edge at all.
These days, the cold weather turned me off so badly that i didn't even try masturbate.

Pic unrelated... meh

Last edited 11/04/11(Mon)22:40.

._. guys, when did you start masturbating?
I remmember the first time i came, and it was awesome... i just went for it, i didn't need any pr0n or getting excited...
Related pic: my fav manga

>>6098
Me, surprisingly early, all I recall was that I was still in elementary school, around from 8 to 10 years old.
At the time I didn't even know the words vagina, clitoris, where babies come from, or that it even had a name for that matter.
While on a car trip with my parents and they left to go buy something from a store.
I found a spot that "tickled" (my clitoris) through my pants if I rubbed there and ended up orgasming and then my parents came back and saw me.
They didn't tell me anything just not to do it again. My mom mentioned something like "The clitoris is a very sensitive spot" but even if I didn't understand, I didn't question them because I felt I did something bad.
I obviously didn't understand why till a lot later but I semi listened to them and did it not very often.

>>6098
8 years old

>>6103

Goddamn Bumbaloe how many gigs of porn do you have?

>>6104

I imagine it's so large that it can no longer be measured in gigs.

>>6104

32gb

also popkun stop posting

32 gb of fap-fuel? <:3c
the first time i came i was 17... i have no regrets B(

>>6115
I'm sorry, but I simply must know what that image is from. I can not let the question of exactly who's megacock that is go unanswered.

>>6128
I'd say it's a Panty & Stocking Doujinshi. At least looks one hell of a lot like Panty.

>>6129
it is
i found it on rule 34c a long time ago

So what is the best part of fapping for you guys/gals?

I love keeping myself on the verge of cumming for extended periods of time, but my favorite part is when the orgasm starts, that amazing feeling you get whe everything gives in, that short moment that happens just before the cum starts BLASTING out... not that cumming doesn't feel fucking AWESOME in its own right, but nothing beats the beginning of an orgasm...

>>6132

>>6136
On second thought, you're totally right. Nothing beats WRYYYYY. WRYYYYY is definitely the best part of fapping.

>>6137
what's a gun

>>6137

>>6142
totally agree... i am quite impatient until i reach orgasm, but when it starts it's just amazing <3...

I have a fap-buddy and THAT'S awesome, i mean, he's a guy, i'm a girl, we meet each other very well irl.
Sex is good, well... not just good, it's GREAT, damn, but we also do like masturbate very much. It's not better nor worse, it's just different, so we like sharing those momments o see who comes first. It's quite fun. (webcam is not necessary)
Do you have a fap-buddy too, dudes/dudettes?

>>6115
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=MEOKGUIX

found that doushinji! >:3c

>>6144

My ass is a doujinshi

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>>6142
Yeah, only after I've waited a long time before fapping, though.

Also take it from me, never asphyxiate when fapping to enhance your orgasm. Unless of course you enjoy instantly losing almost all of your energy and getting painful, dizzy, blurry, 45-minute long headaches.

>>6143
Do you think any of us have buddies of any sort when we spend our time on a Yume Nikki image board talking about masturbation?

>>6150 i do :<

I just masturbated for 40 minutes straight. FEELS GOOD MAN

I just watched Sino masturbate for 40 minutes straight. FEELS GOOD MAN

>>6165
Fancy you mentioning being watched while masturbating. Throughout my masturbating session, my mind started to wander.

If I ever had a girlfriend, how would she ever see precum coming out of my dick? It would sort of be a shame to go through a whole life never seeing precum. In normal circumstances, if I had my erect penis out around her, it would be to have sex and hence inside either of her holes, so she wouldn't be able to see it. If she just gave me a handjob without sucking it though, then maybe. Oh great, now im getting an erection at the thought of the girl I like giving me a handjob.

Anyway, I thought that in order to see what precum looked like, I might have to masturbate in front of her. I only generate precum when Im very turned on, so usually I have to find some porn I like a lot. I'd just masturbate to that porn, with my headphones on, hunched over my tiny laptop and whining from the pleasure. However, I don't know if she would become jealous or find my posture grotesque or something.

Another thing I discovered during my masturbation session yesterday was not to edge too much, at least in the early parts of the game. Edging feels great, but its hard to rein in your hunger for pleasure and stop before you reach that point of no return. I feel that my point of no return has been reached when I feel a sort of fluid entering the region below my nutsack.

Sometimes I will edge, and come so incredibly close to cumming where the tiniest thing will send me over the edge. Fluid collects behind my nutsack and even seeing something sexy or nudging my hard penis a little will send it over the edge. If I go one millimetre over the top, my dick starts to tremble slightly and 'dry heave' several times. I try to use my willpower and stop myself from cumming, but to no avail. My dick stops and dry heaves, stops and dry heaves, as if it was stuck between deciding whether to cum or not. Usually it is too futile to hold back at this point, and I begin exploding my cum without an orgasm. I feel disappointed at myself for fapping so long with such an anticlimatic end. If only I had enough discipline to hold on, until I chose to suddenly go all out and pump my dick as hard as I could for a great climax.

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i think that everytime i masturbate, coming gets more and more difficult to me. Last night i had to shlick 1 hour straight to orgasm.
I think i should I'll try not to do it in a long time. Masturbating being not able to come is really unpleasant and stressful.
What really bothers me is the fact that my boyfriend turns me on really easily, but i just can't reach orgasm as fast as i want when we masturbate. I feel kinda jealous.

>>6167
wow, i wander when i masturbate too. I use my imagination a lot to get wet (and some loli, but that's another story).

>However, I don't know if she would become jealous or find my posture grotesque or something.

Well, in my opinion, she would feel uncomfortable if you fap to porn in front of her. I mean, my boyfriend and i enjoy masturbate, and we did it in front of each other in many ocations (IRL, not webcam). I think i am really open minded because i think fapping is not gross, so i don't feel grossed when we do it in front of each other. It's very nice sharing momments like that (yup, just fapping, although sex is nice too).
I think she would get uncomfortable if you use porn to turn you on. I'd get jealous if my boyfriend uses porn to precum IF we are masturbating together. Just saying. It's annoying to feel you are "not enough".
Women in gereral are kinda possesive (i know i am). So, when you have the chance of fapping in front of your girlfriend, try to NOT use porn. If she can deal with the idea, then, go on. (Or fap using your webcam and don't let her know you're using porn, heh)
:I I think i'm kinda lucky because my fluids after masturbating are not as messy as my boyfriend's ones, though. Comming for me is "cleaner".

Have you ever tried your own cum? I've done it, and it doesn't have any "flavour" ._.

This thread is just awesome
i love you all
i'd fap to this entire thread

>>6181

>Have you ever tried your own cum?

Yeah, while I was in the shower. It was kind of sweet. It certainly didn't taste gross though I did feel weird for trying it. Oh well. Experiments.

>>6181
Yes, its true if you just cum every day it starts to become not worthwhile, it becomes a chore.

Also, you and your boyfriend just masturbate in front of each other? That just seems sort of odd to me. If you two are right there, why not just, you know, do it with each other instead? Ah well it doesn't really matter anyhow.

If I got a girlfriend i'd probably be really poesessive towards her too. I'd feel a little jealous or annoyed if she said some other guy was hot, or if she told me she looked at porn with real men in it (i'd be okay if she looked at 2D porn though). I would also probably stop masturbating if I had a girlfriend. I'd save myself for her, you see. Heh..

>>6185

Really? my boyfriend's one never has the same flavour, i think it depends on maybe what he eat. (Sometimes it's salty, but it never tasted kinda sweet so far). But my "cum" never had any flavour, and he told me the same after tasting it. Experiments are fun. (meh, i don't care if it's gross, feels good man)

>>6201

>Also, you and your boyfriend just masturbate in front of each other? That just seems sort of odd to me.

Well, we masturbate in front of each other mostly when i'm on my period (or when we forget buying condoms). Having sex hurts really badly when i'm on my period, but i think that just happens to me. It's different for every girl. So, in those momments, i shlick dressed, so he doesn't see the blood, and it's really clean. (Also, Funny)

Masturbating is something that we both like very much, so we agreed that it's just nice having those momments together. Why would we quite doing something we really like? Comming feels amazing, it doesn't matter if we reach orgasm by masturbation or sex.

>I'd save myself for her, you see.

Yes, i understand that, but when period is on, you will have to wait for some days to have good sex (Unless she doesn't care having sex when she's on her period, though, but most of girls feel ashamed or afraid of it... and also not all of us like fellatio, there fore you'll HAVE to wait to come).
I know sex is not the most important thing on a relationship with a boyfriend/girlfriend, but sharing other kind of activities together is nice too. When sex is not an option, you'll have to look for other alternatives. Coming is necessary.
Good luck, and i hope you find a girlfriend soon. (:

pic unrelated, i was bored.

>>6208

Now I'd like to know about the differences between male and female "cum", taste-wise... lol

Btw what the hell is that pic?!

Be right back. This thread makes me want to puke.

>>6211
Ive only tried tasting my cum twice and both times it was salty and warm. It was disgusting. I wouldn't like my girlfriend (if I had one that is..) to have that stuff inside her mouth.

>>6208
Ah yeah.. Theres the problem where she doesn't want to have sex sometimes, isn't there?

I'd still probably save myself for my girlfriend and not masturbate. Then when I actually do get to do it with her, it would feel really good.

But then again, I won't be able to last as long if it feels too good.. :(

>>6213
Seconded

>>6213
>>6220

How rude. Keep your bigotry to yourself.

>>6221

No. This thread is pretty awful.

>>6227
Awful, entertaining, same thing.
Seriously though, sometimes this thread makes me ashamed to visit this board because it shows how we're all a bunch of horny teenage virgins. And then sometimes it's kinda hilarious. And sometimes (I hate to admit it) informative.

And really, what more can you ask for?

>>6233
well, not all of us are virgins :/ (at least, i am not, but i guess losing virginity was easier for me because i'm a girl)... imo, the ones who got kinda grossed here are the horny teenage virgins. Being virgin doesn't have to be considered as something bad, though. But i still agree with >>6221

Methods, experiments, experiences, etc. are just some little features of comming.
Coming is awesome. What more could you say about it? gross or not, it's amazing.

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>>6213
>>6220

Oh come on it's not that bad it's not like none of you have never masturbated before.

>>6221
Believing that something is blatantly pretty damn gross.. When it is pretty damn gross does not make me a bigot. That is a damn pretty wonky term to be flinging around like nothing. Get real, kiddo. I am no virgin but nothing about the periodic discharge of blood and tissue from the uterus makes anybody's blood boil. But tasting you own bodily fluids is pretty sick.
9/10 people would say a lot of the stuff in this thread is pretty sick, and for the other 1, I have the business card of an excellent therapist in my wallet. Telling me to keep my bigotry to myself when a thread this factually disturbing is being kept at the top of the board makes you a twit, you twit.

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>>6240
Well, I suppose I can't argue with opinions. Personally, while admittedly a bit weird, wanting to know all that you can about your body doesn't strike me as particularly disturbing. I agree that 'bigot' IS a wonky term though. But anyway, it seems to me that if you stay on the internet long enough or know enough about the world, this really isn't disturbing in comparison. Forced genital mutilation is disturbing. Sweatshops are disturbing. Some things on the internet... Well, I'd like to link to something right around now, but I don't think the mods would like it. Some of you out there, you know who you are, can take a guess at what I mean.

TIME TO STICKY THIS SHIT AGAIN

What the fuck.

>>6241

>implying mods will do something for linking to a dirty website

What uboachan are you on

>>6241
I guess... Heheh.

>>6238

There are so many things wrong with this post I do not know where to start.

But one thing I will point out is that someone who is objecting to discuss masturbation in the open is not a horny virgin at all. They just have morals.

>>6239

Of course we've all done it before, but again, it's not something you discuss openly.

>>6241

Admittedly, this thread didn't start out so bad, but it's heading down horrid paths.

>>6240
Saying that your opinion is fact doesn't make it less of an opinion. It just means you like to use cheap tricks to support your argument. And just because people do things you find gross doesn't make them in need of a therapist. I agree that the term bigotry is misapplied here, however.

>>6250
In my opinion there is nothing "morally" wrong with the discussion of masturbation. And it's not that far out of a conjecture to think that someone who gets grossed out by talking about it is very likely sexually repressed.
Also, uboachan is hardly what I would call "open discussion". This thread is getting worse due to becoming an argument. And now I'm perpetuating the problem. Oh well.

>>6251
Uboachan is open discussion, it doesn't matter how many regulars there are, anyone can see this and comment on it.

Finding open discussion about masturbation morally objective does not mean you are sexually repressed holy fuck where do you get this from.

Even if you don't find open masturbation discussion morally objective, there is so much worse in this thread, like talking about making people watch you do it, and tasting your semen afterwards.

>Saying that your opinion is fact doesn't make it less of an opinion. It just means you like to use cheap tricks to support your argument.

It's quite assuming to say that Puddin thinks what he said was fact.

I never once said that my opinion was fact. However, the fact that disturbing, in more ways than one, could be and has been, loosely applied to this thread, is fact. And of course there is nothing morally wrong with fapping. Hell, I fapped twice yesterday. But the in depth discussion of said action is quite distasteful, imo. Telling me to keep my opinions to myself would be denial of freedom of speech, no? Be it fair game, of course I support the thread, but it does not mean that I, or Kauko, or Wolf find it any less disgusting at times. Fuck, fap your brains out, but jesus, mayng. No mercy here. Apparently, the point I was trying to get across did not fair well with others' impressions due to the fact that I do not possess OMGAWESOMERHETORICGAIS .

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>>6247
"Global Rules
These rules apply to all boards. As yet, there are no board-specific rules.
blah blah blah
Posting any of the following on any board will get you banned: ...guro, scat... The moderators will use their own discretion when deciding whether something is bannable or not. etc." Just erring on the side of caution. I suppose the 'moderator's discretion' part is key, though. Also, I realized that linking to shock sites isn't the best way to prove a point.

I find it interesting how people are using the phrase 'horny virgins'. Just to be clear, I meant it in the sense of the questioning and discussion of basic sexual function, especially of those of the opposite sex, which implies the poster doesn't have anyone IRL they can ask. I'm not saying everyone here is, I've seen the posts by people who are obviously more experienced.
>>6255
I don't think anyone here is saying you can't espouse your opinions. They're just telling you their opinions on your opinions. Free speech, right?
And, as I said, I tend to find the in-depth posts here to be kinda funny, being in such contrast to what you usually hear people talk about.

So can we get back to actual on-topic discussion anytime soon?

>>6256
Not quite. They make assertions based on what they think is right.
"Free speech" all they want, sure. But they cannot hope to expunge my right with theirs. And cool, great to hear your opinion on it. But I have to say, I do not necessarily find this to be the funniest thread I have ever seen.

And do whatever you feel is right. I personally never felt that we were off topic.

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Eh. If you don't like this thread then you can just click the hide button.

You have a right to complain and express your opinion, but then again, saying we're disgusting and giving us a guilt trip ain't so nice, eh? Its more about being polite than anything.

Is my use of words that bad? I never once said that any of you are disgusting. Fuck, I love everybody on Ubuu. >>
But some things they talk about do kinda gross me out, ya know?
And it isn't only me.
I admit, I came on a little harsh here, but I have all the right, just as you do to controversialize, no?

>>6261

>"...Believing that something is blatantly pretty damn gross.. When it is pretty damn gross..." "... pretty sick..." "... factually disturbing..."

True, you did not use the word 'disgusting'. But in saying those things, you strongly implied you carried such sentiment towards the people perpetrating the acts, and not just acts themselves. Just, don't go stating such things as facts. The difference between a fact and an opinion is enough to insult a lot of people. Your last post does sum everything up nicely though. I can admit to being a bit weirded out when on here sometimes, but to me it's part of the novelty, and not unexpected from a thread essentially based off of what's usually considered TMI.
So, we all good here? Cool.

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You guys ruined my boner.

>>6265

>implying that I did not say that I love everybody who uses this god damn site.

What you are saying... Well that would be what we call assuming, and assuming is bad.
Let me reiterate. The people, even though said people engaged in said acts that have been seen as "disgusting" or "disturbing", does not mean that those same said group of people are disgusting, but instead that they engage in said disgusting acts.
That right in the ballpark for ya?
And I said it was fact that multiple people have referred to the thread as disturbing, as have I. Being that opinions exist and are given meaning/witnessed by the ones who convey them, and facts are defined as things that are known to exist, doesn't that also make opinion fact?

(Your mind=blown)

Well this thread now feels flacid

This thread, to me, expresses the beautiful side of anonymity.

This thread gives us the opportunity to express with others our common joy of something that we would otherwise be too shy embarrassed to discuss in casual conversation.

Initially, the thread surprised me, while anonymous posts on subjects like this typically never yeild any sort of serious replies and almost always only result in a couple stupid/mocking posts before the thread just dies off, this thread, after a couple of jokey posts, actually yeilded a semi-serious reply, then another one, then another one, suddenly a whole bunch of people are pouring their hearts into this thread, sharing stories, answering each other's questions and the like.

It's just so awesome to be able to talk, without fear of embarrassment, about this kind of personal stuff with other people who enjoy it as much as you do, and the fact that I've gotten a few laughs out of the discussion and even learned a few things about myself as well as the opposite sex makes it all the better.

This thread is wonderful, we shouldn't let it be ruined by a silly little argument.

Fuck mayng. I never get what I want.
You all win. I give up. fffff

>>6274
Give up on what? Convincing us you're correct?

>>6273

>It's just so awesome to be able to talk, without fear of embarrassment, about this kind of personal stuff

Hah! I have no fear of talking about this IRL people just think I'm weird.

>>6278

Seconded :3 ...

>>6278
Most of us only have a select few irl people that we would even consider talking about that stuff to, if that.

(And if we're back to discussion, I fapped three times last night. Yaaay. <.<)

B( i stopped masturbating for maybe a month, i've decided!

>>6283
Have you not fapped for a month or did you just now decide to to wait?

>>6284
i'll wait until i can't handle anymore.

>>6277
Well aren't you a funny one.
I was never trying to convince anyone that I was correct. The argument was spawn of some idiot calling me a bigot for me saying that this thread disgusted me.
Then everybody tried to jump in and have a whack at me and my opinion.

>>6288
Oh knock it off, Puddi.
>>6285
Haha, good luck, those sex hormones will have you bouncing off the walls in a week.

>>6288
Oh, I'll have a wack at you alright.

=:3

I haven't come yet.

Hmm, is that what they mean by "first come, first serve" and "the first coming of Christ"?

>>6290
A funny situation. Until recently I masturbated every day, it was almost like just a daily routine. However, one day uni started again, and the stress of the first week made me lose all my desire to masturbate, so for one week I did not masturbate at all.

By the fifth day I met and talked with a girl, and I fell in love with her. I couldn't stop thinking about her. I'd randomly get boners and catch myself fantasising about having sex with her, about eating her out and giving her leg-squeezing orgasms. I'd constantly repeat her name in my head.

In a world where everything feels dead and boring, I want to feel that emotion again.

>>6291
You can have a whack at me whenever you feel like it. <:3c

>>5897

>You can't fap with vagina, silly.

You know nothing of vaginas
I fap all the time. I do it a bit differently than most girls but...Still

How long has it been since any of you have become deeply aroused without stimulating your privates? I LOVE that "tickle in the stomach" feeling, I miss it so much, I used to get it so often in my early teens but it happens so rarely now (I'm 18 now)...

How can you fap with a vagina?

Did you mean shlick?

>>6329
When I hear someone with a VERY sexy voice.
I could be listening to TV, hear a stranger on the bus, I don't really get it but all I know is that it happens all the time to me.
The first time it felt weird as I felt something I could only compare to electric shocks going down from my chest towards down there.
I understand that "tickle in the stomach" although me it's usually my lower stomach or hips.
I also have that one line that goes up and down my back that feels amazing, usually on the side where the voice is originating from.
(example: On the bus, random guy on my right has a sexy voice, I might get that felling on the right side of my back)

silly question, but...

What turns you on?

>>6353

Butt smut.

>>6353
I can fap to anything, but not many things turn me on on the spot usually...

I just realized this thread was sticky.
And not from our jizz!

Wonder when the last time anybody in this thread got any real action that was not their left or right hand.
Serious wonder, gais.

>>6374

oh it's you

>>6375

>Serious wonder, gais.

Also, me. c:

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>>6374
Well, the last time i got real action was today with my bf... not all of us are virgins...

Oh yeah... It is always the girls that have the stories. I do not think that there has been one post of any guy on here that has gotten laid or had stories about that.
Forever alone.

>>6387
If I get laid I promise I'll tell you guys a story.

>>6389
I got a thousand.

>>6374

Here i'll tell you something...
the last time i got "real" action was because my boyfriend fingered me, so i think that counts as just his right hand, not sex at all. And i came on his right leg because he put it between my two legs so i could't fall, i was really ehausted.
the end

>>6418
Well I'll tell you something... I was getting my dick sucked this morning and me and my girl got trapped. We were in the men's public restroom in a park when somebody burst into the bathroom and noisily obliterated the toilet in the stall next to us. We were both too shocked, confused, and disgusted to leave, so we had to wait 'til he settled down and made a run for it, laughing and somewhat dazed.
We then when to a more hidden public bathroom, got comfortable, and I finished getting my dick sucked there.
She was wonderful and I came her mouth.
She swallowed.
The real end.

my girlfriend was giving me a plumpkin but she bit my dick and took part of the vein out of her mouth and showed it to me

it looked a lot like a chicken neck but purple

there was blood everywhere the end

edit: a blumpkin is when you get a blowjob on the toilet

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>>6426
Fucking ouch.
Also what the fuck.

>>6426
Pics or it didnt happen

>>6426

This is now the decent thread

>>6430

No it isn't. That story had no cum in it.

from >>6374 i lol'd so hard that i almost jizzed in my pants

>>6442 Mine did, kthx.

>>6443 Aren't i funnay~?

>>6373
I stickied it ages ago...

I just came to this video like three times in a row: http://www.xvideos.com/video673534/evelyn_lin_asian_girl

I thought I was so hot I prematurely ejaculated for the first time

>>6447
Is that Johnny fucking Bravo or something.

Come on, you guys, let's get back to good discussion.

We've pretty much established that masturbation is virtually identical between guys and girls, but what about orgasm? What does it feel like?

I'm a male.
For me, when the orgasm starts, every release feels incredibly relieving. It's similar to the feeling I get when I finish emptying my bladder, except 5 times better and done over and over and over again. The longer I continue cumming, the more tired and relaxed my body feels. I can become relaxed to the point that I can lie down and fall straight to sleep within minutes of finishing up, and I do often, dozing off after masturbating feels great and I usually wake up a few minutes later feeling very happy, refreshed, and satisfied.

I have a flatulence fetish.

Sometimes I fantasize about the girl of my dreams farting into my mouth as I go down on her ass with my tongue.

Does anybody else here have similar fantasies?

Sino, as I'm sure you know, 18 is the age requirement for posting on ubuu.

>>6451

I sometimes fantises about going to the orpahage a few streets away, adoption a few little kids, taking them to the park then literally fucking their brains out through their nostrils, scalping them and using their skulls as ash trays while fapping to gay furry porn

>>6456
You forgot to put 'Sino' in the name field there, mate.

This is boring. Nobody gives a fuck anymore, it's just trolling and e-drama now. Way to ruin a great thread on an otherwise crappy /b/ clone.

in b4 gtfo fag, butthurt, U MAD and other things that aren't going to make this thread any less unfunny.

>>6460
u sad?

>>6462
just disappoint.

have you ever felt guilty because of masturbation? the first time i did

>>6470
I used to, before I realized that it wasn't immoral nor dangerous, and actually had health benefits. It's great growing up in a society that tries to make you feel bad for feeling good, right? "Durr durr blindness, damnation, hairy palms, etc."

>>6470
Yeah, I did. I slowly lost my sense of guilt though.

Proper discussion time now please?

I'm a femanon, and have serious trouble shlicking. I get all dry as soon as I try, and nothing turns me on.

>>6470
yup, i still feel guilty, though.

>>6479
i'm a femanon and it happens to me too, it's very common. Well, it can happen just some days a month, because it depends on the day of the 28 days cicle. Somedays it's easier to orgasm, somedays it can't be possible ): . So, you can just wait for some time until you can't handle anymore to shlick. Also, try a different pose or way to stroke. (Discover them by yourself, don't look for it on Internet because you won't find anything useful)
Also, try to not have your hands cold. You can also try to shlick when you're taking a bath, the warm water helps a lot. You don't have to be "turned on" at all to orgasm. Just don't feel guilty or blocked by your thoughts. So, go with the flow, take your time and don't rush. You'll soon find out what you like and how.
Hope it helps.

And yes, girls are all sensitive and all that, brb, squishy. And i'm not a dyke.
Pic unrelated... ouch...

Glad this thread is not at all like: "MEN MASTERBASHUM CUM JIZZ LOLOLOLOL"
I love this thread, though.

How often do you girls masturbate?

>>6485
samw that you, guise

once i was fapping in front of the laptop, and after i finished i noticed that i forgot to close the blinds. i turned my head and i saw my neighbor's daughter's head flash away in the other house.

i died of embrassment.

ORZ

>>6555
Fuck, man. How much did she see? How old was she?

>>6556
I think shes one year older than me (we're both uni students). I have always thought it'd be nice to have an attractive female neighbor my own age, but when I finally got one I found she wasn't my type, and Ive never actually talked to her anyway.

>>6557
Oh, lol, that's not as bad as I thought it was, then. When you said "neighbor's daughter" I assumed you were talking about a little girl.

Curious, is it better for some of you before or after eating? I've heard that masturbating when you're hungry makes you more aroused.

): i hurted myself fapping... i don't know how, i don't do it rough, though

>>6613
It happens. You probably did it for too long or too much in one place. Watch what you're doing next time and variate a bit, don't always rub in the same spot, you'll wear that spot out and it will get sore.

Also, if you're a male, don't push so hard that you bend anything, it really hurts. I know that sounds really obvious, but it happens.

>>6617 ): nope, i'm a girl, but i'm kinda new in this thing about masturbation...
i didn't do it in the same spot for so long, i think i spent just little time rubbing because i started feeling bad. It hurted.
No blood, no wounds. But it hurted ):

>>6621
Oh, sorry, my bad.

Well, masturbation usually hurts the first one or two times you do it, at least it did for me back when I was a horny 13-year-old, started humping the bed, then had my brix-shitting sprint to the hall bathroom.

I think the pain only happens because your body has never really experienced that sort of feeling before, at least not when you're awake.

Try it more often, eventually there shouldn't be any pain it will feel wonderful.

If not, I really can't help you, y'know being a guy and all...

I masturbate weirdly.

I take my hand and put it under my bum, use my wrist and arm to push down on my vajayjay, and move my legs a bit to get more feeling. Kind of hard to explain.

I've been doing it since I was 9. Feels good, man.

pic unrelated

>>6627
>>6627
Ive sen that comic posted around. Do you know the source? I quite like it.

Let's pick this thread back up.

Max amount of times you've came in a short period of time?

Four in one evening is my personal record, which I'm sure is miniscule compared to some of you.

>>6666
6666 get

>>6676
6696 get

>>6666
Like 90 fuckbillion

I would do it like a fucktillion times in a row but I'm afraid of hurting myself after like 3. The SOONEST I've ever orgasmed a second time was about 10 minutes, and it was rather difficult.

I think the main problem is that I'm always rushing it, I always want to get to pre-climax as fast as possible and I'm always tempted to jerk fast and hard, which makes me sore after a while. I hate how I always subconsciously want to do that, since it feels so much better when I do it slow.

Was with my my gf earlier and she didnt know it... and neither did I. I looked down at my hand after some vigorous fingering and noticed blood on my hand. Fml. She started her period.

>>6704

Oh noooooooooo, Puddi :(

>>6705
I know. :c
At first I didn't really believe it.... Then I kinda thought no big deal... It was only until later on when I realized how disgusted/freaked out I really am.

>>6704
awwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah

>>6710

awwwww no.
I am disgust. xc
And I um... kinda ate her out, too...
that was before we found out she was...
omf.

Last edited 11/06/03(Fri)18:12.

>>6710
FFF--
well, could you tell what was the rection of her?
If my boyfriend touched me when i am on my period, I'd just die of embarassment. I barely can come on those days.

>>6711
AWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

>>6712
Well, she seemed pretty embarrassed after we both found out.
After that she really didn't want to do anything and neither did I. It was kind of just awkward.
I felt sick, too.
Blargh. Still do when I think about it.

>>6713
NO. JUST. NO. D:

>>6713

>this is the result of Praesul seeing a crying loli

>>6714
This kind of stuff happens ALL the time, don't be so hard on yourself, seriously, it's not a big deal...

>>6714

a REAL man loves his woman every day of the month

>>6718
I feel bad for them,then.
It definitely took me by surprise.
Sure. I understand it is no big deal.
But it just really grossed me out.
Damn biology stuff. :c

I'm 14 and i fap fucking everyday.

in response to the period stuff, masturbating + coming while on your period can make it end faster.

hell of a lot more difficult, and still gross, (i do it in the shower to wash away most of the ick), but it does get rid of a lot of that shit. plus it can ease cramps and headaches and stuff.

i usually pop the razor head off my razor and use the handle part and rub with the other hand and uhuhuhuhuhu feels good man

>>6734
Don't ever forget to lock your door, kiddo.

>>6737
That's interesting, do you think maybe the contractions loosen things up a bit inside the cervix or something?

This is a little off topic from the current chat but here is a list of goals for you all to work towards
If there are any squitters out there you can join in too

Last edited 11/06/06(Mon)16:46.

>>6740
That's a pretty awesome list. Wow, I've actually got quite a few of these.

Behind Seven Proxies, Anger Management, Anti-Depressant, Behind Enemy Lines, Buckets, Careless, Complete Control, Company Ink, Corruption, Duracell, Endurance Fap, Friction Burn, Hard at Work, Holding the Line, HOT FIRE!, Hot Nights, Imagination Mode, Iron Man (unless precum counts as lube), Manfap (it was Pogojo's pic of Len. I enjoyed it.), Messmaker, Multi Shot, Ninja-Fap, Nirvana, Rebound, Shifty Shot, So Ronery, Technology, The Good Student, This Is So Wrong (every. single. time.), Tickle Me Elmo, and Work With What Ya Got.

>>6740
Interesting. I have to admit, I kinda don't get the Iron Man one. I always do that. It seems kinda silly to rely on artificial stuff just to get off, y'know? And a lot of the other ones would seem to require it. I mean, what, you're going to bring lube with you at all times? Also, I seem to be making a habit of 'early birding'. Imagination mode as well. I'm surprised there isn't anything on drawing your own porn though. One of the less thought of perks of learning to draw...

>>6748
I guess that drawing your own porn isnt a skill that every fapman or womslick has avalible to them

So, I masturbated to Shrink 'High/Syukusho Gakuen at least a dozen times over the past week, and I'm tempted to do it again right now.

Just thought I'd share some of my sick fuckery out of pure boredom and desire to see something happen in this thread.

Feels lovely, chap.

>>6720

as you can see ubuuchan is short in the real men department

this thread seems to have gone a bit downhill from where it first started but if anyone is interested in me writing a post to answer the questions that were unanswered/barely answered in this thread and share my numerous and varying experiences i have had, things i know, and some learning/recommendations then i am willing to do so.

also, what the hell is up with the zounds of sino posts...
edit: oh i get it. what the hell. this is dumb.

Last edited 11/06/12(Sun)14:21.

>>6784
The thread's been picking up a bit in the past 25 posts or so, just gradually.

Go for it, though. Seeing something interesting or funny (or both) happening here again would be nice.

>>6788
ok, it will definitely have a light tone (: it is good to have a sense of humor too.

i will probably post this tomorrow or tuesday, i hope we get more questions before then so i can add to my post (:

So here's a stupid question. When I start becoming aroused, I can feel a tingly warm sensation inside of my body mostly around the line going down the center of my stomach and slightly below my chest, it feels like it's moving/flowing like water and it kind of tickles. What exactly am I feeling when this is happening? Blood flowing? Muscles contracting? Hormones secreting?

Last edited 11/06/13(Mon)16:45.

>>6798
you're going to die

>>6799
AHAHAHA

I saw. I conquered. I came.

Random advice. Don't wear briefs, wear boxers or something instead. Your balls will produce more sperm that way, and it makes cumming feel better and keeps you from developing problems later in life.

>>6775

:3

Last edited 11/06/17(Fri)16:55.

>>6836
Alright. My curiosity has gotten the best of me.
Sauce?

>>6849

I searched for about half an hour and I couldn't re-find the name. Sorry :c

EDIT: FUCK THAT SHIT I'M A FAGGOT. The name is actually Rori-Ana, which I guess means Loli-Ana.

Last edited 11/06/18(Sat)21:39.

Tonight I shall celebrate the existence of the new .flow board by masturbating to a white-haired loli.
EDIT: Done. Holy shit that felt good.

Last edited 11/06/26(Sun)00:23.

>>6901

Seconded.
And it was awesome, i don't consider Sabitsuki loli, so i felt less guilty...
Also, shlicking when it's fucking cold makes coming difficult.

>>6910
Hooray, I inspired a girl to cum to another girl or something. ¯\(°_o)/¯

Never, EVER feel guilty. You're not hurting ANYONE by masturbating, no matter what you're masturbating to.

>>6912
What if I create and masturbate to gore?

Your logic is flawed; you've come undone.

>>6964
What you may or may not do to entice the act of masturbation is a different story.

The act of masturbation alone, done alone, hurts nobody.

I'm saying "done alone" under the assumption that >>6910 was jerking off in a secluded place like most of us, rather than harming someone or running around in public with her fingers in her pussy.

>>6964
If you're "creating" gore, masturbating to it isn't what's harming anyone, assuming you mean real gore. Your logic is flawed.

i just had the best orgasm i've had to date
my labia minora feel all wonky though. it's annoying. i can't sit right without feeling them all smushing up ugh.

>>6737
holy hell are you me. that sounds exactly like what i used to do.

I wish I could use my thirteen-year-old body again. Being aroused as a child felt so amazing, the feeling was so strong, my face got so warm and my stomach tickled so much, getting turned on felt better than masturbation itself.

I just want to be able to re-experience that "adolescent hornyness" feeling where all I had to do was glance at or just think about something sexy for an instant, overwhelming surge of pleasure. Even before I knew what cum was or even really noticed the throbbing in my pants I used to lie around and fantasize about my fetish fuel for hours upon hours just drowning my brain in euphoria, but over the five years following my thirteenth birthday it just gradually stopped happening that way. Yeah, I still masturbate, no problems, everything's working fine, it's just that I haven't been truly aroused in a long, long time. I miss the feeling of my stomach dropping on cue.

masturbating has always been "meh" for me. I feel like doing it maybe once every three months... Once I decided to see how many I could get in a row. In about a half hour I had eight, but by then I was bored with it and just stopped. :/

Last edited 11/07/06(Wed)22:51.

>>7045
Why the hell is it saying I'm Sino? Editing doesn't help. Deleting and reposting doesn't help.

Fuck you, Sino. You've infected my computer.

Last edited 11/07/06(Wed)22:52.

>>7046
Everyone is Sino in /ot/. You'd know why if you knew who Sino was.

>>7049
Enlighten me, oh educated one. I wish to know.

>>7050
Well, one time there was this guy who used to post here named Sino, mostly posted in the dream threads, one day he decided to post a thread telling a story about how he stole his sisters underwear and masturbated into them. Later either him or a troll under the name Sino posted in this thread talking about having a flatulence fetish. All of ubuuchan got a kick out of it, and the mods decided to screw with him by making every anonymous post Sino.

puts on top hat and monocle I have recently evacuated a substantial portion of the ejaculatory fluid produced and stored inside my genitalia from my body as a result of involuntary rhythmic contractions triggered as a result of a preceding act of stimulation of said genitalia.

>>7053
HUEHUEHUEHU

It feels like...

I CAME

>>7004
This may seem random or silly but I loved your word choice.

Glad to see this thread has come to life again after that stupid argument.

I just fucked my bedsheets. Yay.

I dont get how people can masturbate using their bed sheets. Is there some technique you have to use? Is it possible to cum? There just isnt enough stimulation for me to get off on doing that.

>>7184
Yes, it is very possible to cum.

It's hard to explain, if I use a sheet, I pull the sheet against my dick, slide it downward, pull it back up, and repeat. It feels okay, but I prefer using my PJs.

Now what I can't figure out is how people can masturbate with tissues, they're too small and they get all sticky and crumple up too easily.