Sleep during the day and fight crime at night. There are internet groups out there dedicated to legal methods of civilian crime-fighting, plus you can also dress up as a superhero like others have already done.

I became a drawfag (and a very bad one at that). If I couldn't do anything creative, I think I'd, well, "an hero" as they say on various 'chans.

I wish I could be a NEET. Living out of home is just so damn expensive though, I couldn't do it without working.

>>54 AWESOME. I wanna be like, a less journalistically inclined Spider Jerusalem 8D

>>55 that's pretty cute if you ask me! I'm also an artfag, but I don't have much inspiration these days.. <XD

>>56 It gets pretty boring after a while. I actually miss school/work. xD

I'll be one soon! :D But I pretty much have no life anyway, and spend my whole schoolday on the laptop ;D

Well, I'm living with my grandmother right now because she doesn't want to sell her house, but has problems with housework, so I cut grass and shovel snow for her. In return I get charged no rent, which is awesome.

I mostly draw and play a lot of video games, and I'm somewhat obsessive about finishing games at 100% completion. But drawing is fun too. I should start up a requests thread in /o/, that would be fun.

Although I certainly have no life outside of the Intarnet and severely doubt that I could do any sort of job if I tried, I can't officially be a NEET because I'm technically in middle school. I'm not really expected to get a job or anything.

It's just a matter of time, really. I'm watching this thread to see how you people cope, because I think I'm gonna need it soon.

>>63
It seems that the me from four years ago has found an internet time machine and made a post in the future. If this is the case, stay in school, faggot.

>>54
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING

Become a serial killer bro.

>>64
How are you sure I'm not your future self, posting four years back in time in order to make you say "Stay in school, faggot", which will be transmitted to your past self via future technology and accomplish the same effect?

Because you have to think about that!

I'm your future self from further into the future.

If you're reading this, then you know I'm you from the future! Please stay in school, because on Monday of the last week of school you will meet Hannah Montana at the graduation ceremony!

EDIT* also, mom dies a week later.

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>>76

Heavy.

>>72
Because I'm the one who's from the future posting back in time.

I'm the past self of >>75 and the future self of all of the other people here.

Everyone here is the same person, from different points in time.

Hey. You. Yes, you know who you are. I'm you from ten seconds in the future.

drop the god damned bean burrito. It's gonna give you some rightious gas if you don't.

I'm currently trying to figure out how the hell it's possible to fart flames, but damned if it didn't happen.

>>270
h-holy shit

you really are me

Everyday for me it's the same thing. I wake up groggily, sit up, turn on the TV/my DS, and fuck around with that and my cat for a few hours. Then I finally make my way downstairs, and talk to people on chans and IRC, the only social interaction I have. After a while, threads slow down and I run out of things to talk about. So I play a game on an emulator or one of the consoles. Eventually, it gets late. I shut all the doors and windows, and begin either reading creepypasta, poking around the occult, or fapping. Once it's 1Am, I no longer have to worry about if I'm downloading more than 200 Mb of stuff, so I start some of the rapidshits and/or torrents I have way too many of left over. Then I start to get tired, and finally get ready for bed.

So ronery ;_;

Shouldn't there be a NEET dating service?

>>353
Anonidate.

>>354
It's for newfag /b/tards who want Anonymous sex. I've met three guys from it and they were all very scary and stupid.

I wake up around 4 pm and draw comics nobody reads for most of the night. Every now and then I play random indie games like Yume Nikki and lurk image boards to meet my social needs.

Can't find a job, and when I do I never hear back. Dropped out of university and living off savings from student loans. Probably be living on the streets in 4 months.

If I couldn't draw I'd probably just get my life over with.

Oh god you guise ;_; We should all just team up and A) form a business of some sort, socially interact and get rich, or B) an hero together.

>>413
I like business. Maybe we can sell roneriness?

>>413

i choose a

You guys have a sad life.
Go out and run and jump and all that jazz.
And if you're too lazy, just go out for a walk.
No matter where you live.
No matter who is going to watch you and think "O god wat a jerk".
You don't wanna end like Madotsuki, right?

>>421
Walking is hard.

Today I went outside for the first time in 2 and a half months to go to DQ.

I ordered a "Brownie Blizzard Bladder" and everyone laughed at me.

orz.

>>432
I'm laughing so hard as of now. That's the cutest thing I've heard today.

Don't let that drag you down though. Go out more often. My friend has a saying.

"These things, you know. They just happen."

Then we usually laugh a lot.

Then I remember she lives thousands of miles away and that I'm on the internet.

Oh god I'm not even a NEET and

yet

...

orz

>>432
Th-that really is adorable. I kinda want to give you a hug now.
so moe.

>>432
I always prefer STO.

>>432
The name of that Blizzard is a tongue twister. I'm always screwing it up, too. I wish it were a regular Blizzard flavor at my local Dairy Queens because it's one of my favorite flavors. I know it's a regular flavor at other locations...

>>436
>>437
I get that a lot for some reason...never sure how to react... Thank you? ^^;
Its kinda hard to get out and meet people when you've been NEET for 3+ years.
>>438
never heard of it.
>>447
They should change the name to something with less B's, I went again, I keep slipping up. its starting to get embarrassing. orz

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>>477
It seems as if the marketing folks at DQ love coming up with goofy names for their stuff. I mean, "Moolatte" is a pretty stupid name for frozen coffee drinks.

Though, they did change the name of their slushies from "Mr. Misty" to "Arctic Freeze." I guess they thought that the old name seemed passe.

>>477

>I get that a lot for some reason...never sure how to react... Thank you? ^^;

You should be bothered because it's a horrible sexist fetish.

>>487

>>assuming >>437 was being so srs

it's not a big deal ok bro

>>488
The hell it isn't. If a guy is shy they can't get laid at all, but people go mad lusting after shy women (And with rather sadistic overtones as well).

>>489
i don't remember mentioning anything about getting laid and i don't see how it relates at all to what i said but whatever you say lol

So is it that weird that I actually prefer guys that are shy? I mean, that's why I said it was cute in the first place. I think you're just generalizing. go take some deep breaths ok anon

>>489 I think that is useless generalizing~

I don't really had sexist intentions when I said she was being cute. In fact, I might even have said it if she was a guy. Although admittedly, I would have said "If you weren't a guy" but that doesn't mean I'm sexist, that just means I'm a heterosexual man with likings in cute girls. I GUESS

Additionally, I think I couldn't see myself with a shy girl. Even if she's cute, it's not somebody I want to spend my life with. I need someone with (woman-)balls, someone who speaks up, doesn't back down when times get harsh and supports me as much as I try to support her.

Even if this sounded really manly, it was still very ronery in retrospect. v( ´~`)v

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>>490

>go take some deep breaths ok anon

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>491

>I think that is useless generalizing~

Generalizing is never useless, it's reality unmarred by idealistic expectations.

>>491
Oh god you just made me realize I was accidentally assuming Afrosada was a guy when they could actually be a girl. oh orz I'm retarded, I always do that when i don't know somebody's gender aaaaaaaa but I also would've still said it was cute, derp

>>492
lol ok
you know maybe that particular instance of generalizing was useless? i mean, i'm just saying
this whole discussion is pretty useless in my opinion, why don't we get the thread back on topic ok

You guys are silly.
Post 206 here says Afrosada is a man.

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>>494
thx bro
I apologize, Afrosada.
i'm so embarrassed orz

I FEEL PRETTY GAY NOW.

>>502
Gay is alright.

Any non-NEETs here missing the NEET lifestyle? I'd love nothing more than to quit my job and spend all day every day reading visual novels and watching anime but I doubt I could convince my parents to pay for my rent and food.

>>507
Someone will pay for you if you become gay. And why? Gays are harder to find, so if a gay lover finds you, they won't want to leave for a while if they are desperate. And your family? Most will feel ashamed if they are traditionalist. You'll be mostly alone. I actually thought this out.

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>>510
wat

>>512
It means a gay 40 year old will take you in so you can be NEET.

>>507
Me, actually. But it feels too wrong to do, so I can't do it.

this is a really nice thread ^^

I don't get out much at all and don't work or school... but I feel pretty bad about it, calling myself a NEET because of it sounds too cool ^^; so I don't like using that

but I sit around and play with my dolls and action figures, buying groceries is pretty okay, but i'm in a dense korean part of town, so everyones pretty mean

on the subject of suicide, has anyone considered buying a yume nikke style stool/stair thing? x3

>>495 >>etc
lololol. Its ok you guys, like I said it happens to me a lot. ^^;

>>611
I have a stepladder, its bright green and hurts my eyes to look at 8D!

/edit/ decided to remove the baww from this post.

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>>510
FU bitch.

Ontopic: I paint all morning, internet all afternoon and read all evening. Paint, anime and interwebzz forums... what more could you possibly want from life.

>>619 Sounds like a great life <:'D
I just got into Art & Design college, so from this September on I shall be NEET no more!
I'm still gonna check on this thread from time to time though, to see what you sweeties are up to! xP

pic vaguely related

I deal with a mental illness.

That is pretty much it.

I become a NEET during summer vacation (Lolunderage). According to my brother, I just "Sit around and read anime all day". I tried to get a job at Value Village but I got too shy on the second interview. Hopefully I can find one soon, since one of my distant friends has a pipe dream about leasing an old church building.

I browse internet, read, or sleep forever. then my friends come and grab me so I can see the light of day again. I also spend time with my loving supportive boyfriend and have buckets of lays with him. after that I come back home and avoid life some more.

>>729 Lol, read anime.
>>770 Lucky you. I wish my friends would "grab me" ;_;
rofl, that sounded sooo wrong.

HERE IS A PICTURE I TAKED IS IT PRETII OLOL

Hey, I never noticed this thread. I'm a NEET. People who know me know it too. Desperate for work though. Anyone interested in an "offline meeting"? And I mean that in the most metaphorical way possible.

Hay guise, since I love you neeties will you read my blog? :B Sorry for spam/self-plug.
http://ohceedeecee.blogspot.com/

>>971
I for one, am okay with that.

>>974 Awesome! And what kind of "offline meeting"?

>>976
Oh, you know. The kind in which "offline meeting" actually means "group suicide". But you didn't hear that from me. Nope.

>>971
Allow anonymous posting. You can do that on Blogspot and I'm not creating an account at any of those places just to comment on blogspot.

>>978
Sorry, I r n00b with blogspot <xD
I allowed anonymous posting now.

>>770
Ugh i hate it when my friends come for me. Most of the time its my regular friend group of a buncha dumbasses, but the last time it was actually a bunch of girls, so when i would have locked the door, i went, and then got a misdemeanor for railroad trespassing.
check the legality of shit you do with ppl before you go!
Remember, sometimes real friends can be quite a lot more tiring and troublesome than they are worth -_-'

i'm half way there, i'm going to pick my life up after high school. i'm still i'n school but when i get home it's more or less me on my laptop most of the day.
i'm not going to an hero, i have my reasons.
oh and i'm a drawfag, it keep's me going :/
i know this must be nothing to you since i'm still in school but i plan to stay in school, i'm not mocking i'm following your advice.

>>977
only hoping you're serious in the most jokingly way possible.

I just moved to the other side of the country. The school here made me sit on the floor in two classes since there weren't enough seats. I couldn't get any classes I wanted, they were all filled. The school was huge and mazelike, I kept getting lost. They never gave me a locker, I was stuck carrying my books everywhere. And to top it all off, my social phobias made me anxious all the time. So, about a month ago, I just stopped going. I only went about three days a week anyway. I've been doing nothing but going on the computer for the past month. I miss my boyfriend, and the few friends I had. They're all online friends now.

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I'm 24, have no job, spend 4days/month at university (external), which makes me feel very like a NEET, I guess
I spend almost all the rest of my time at home, on the PC (usually from morning till i go to sleep)
I draw, write, create music, sing, voice act, rpgmaker shit, renpy, make figurines out of clay, do whatever other artistic shit which comes to my mind, troll trolls(i know that's impossible), hunt gba and nds rpgs, other games, enjoy porn, read over 1000 of naruto and hary potter fanfictions (bonus points for crack and ridiculous pairing), watched over 300 anime series (sometimes follow it by reading the manga) and just as much American cartoon series, read whatever other fanfiction when I'm running out of this, enjoy more porn, divide by 0, do whatever else that comes to my mind (like reading about mating habits of slugs, ivy desserts, quarks, Schrodinger cats, technological singularities, whatever)

I'd love to end like Madotsuki
There was a lot of sublime artistic beauty and depth there, I can't imagine a much more beautiful way to die

I spend most of my time alone

I feel like I'm living a pretty weird life, chasing after the unreachable

I think a group suicide would be fun, some years ago (about 7 perhaps?) I even searched for someone to do it with me, but I didn't find anyone so I stopped

Now that I've been explained the meaning of NEET... I'm halfway there. I'm taking courses to pass the college exam, so I don't really qualify...

Otherwise, I spend too much time with my boyfriend or being stupid in front the computer, listening to the Mars Volta and working out from time to time when I'm not with him.

I no longer see most of my friends, so I rarely go out. I feel NEET.

>>1440

Dude, I'd chicken out in a group suicide... D:

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I'm trying to cope with college now, and I'm kind of missing my NEET life, in a way...

Not a NEET, but my boyfriend is. Sometimes I worry he's depressed, but he assures me he isn't. Not being able to find a job is killing his self esteem.

At least he's found some friends now so he's not a shut in. I wish I could be close to him in person again (long distance sucks).

I quit from this(pic related) job about half a year ago. Don't know, if it looked like LIFE, but now I'm just a lasy student with 5-7 hours of studies in a week.
And I somehow feel a need a constant deal to keep myself in good form. I'm too tired of boredom.

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I was sorta NEET by choice for a while, but I got a job recently so that's over. Honestly, I miss it. I liked being able to do whatever I wanted all day.