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Okay, so, yesterday, I was going to the bathroom and HOLY SHIT THERE WAS A FUCKING WOLF SPIDER IN THE BATH. So I shit brix, and spray it with deoderant. Then I try to drown it. Then I spray it with furniture polish. AND IT WON'T. FUCKING. DIE. So I beat it to death with the can and oh my god, legs and spider guts all over my bath.
So, this morning, I SEE ANOTHER ONE ON THE WALL. And I squash that shit, and one of my OL friend tells me to look around for more since they travel in packs
AND THERE WAS A SPIDER NEST UNDER MY COMPUTER DESK.
So I bug sprayed that shit, got a shoebox, ran outside and threw it, box and all into the river, then sprayed every room in the house with bug spray.

FUCK YEAH

pic related, how I felt when I was done.

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welcome to the internet, newfriend
enjoy your stay

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Fucking spiders, man. I've been bitten eight times since I moved into this apartment. I've got two scars on my leg that look like a snakebite, it's pretty bitchin'.

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you, too

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ITT nightmare fuel

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...i'm still not sure why you tossed a shoebox into the river
but yeah i live in australia so there are bug fucknesses everywhere
of particular interest are huntsman spiders

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>>3479
At least huntsmen (huntsmans?) are practically harmless. My apartment has a whitetail nest somewhere.

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I once tried to scoop a brown recluse off my wall with tupperware. When I almost reached it, the fucker LEAPS OFF THE WALL AND LANDS ON MY THUMB.

it took me all of 0.075 seconds to whip my arm back and flail it like, well, there was a spider on my thumb.

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Aw c'mon, why y'all gotta be hatin' on the Spider?

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Instead of me reposting reposts, clicky: http://chan4chan.com/archive/tags/spider/thumb/off

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