Hide them!

steal them, wait for outcome.

Pick them all up, go downstairs and store them.
At dinner time, Pick them back up, walk in while your family are at the table, about to eat.
Hold them all up, and with and with an innocent,yet concerned look on your face, ask "I am age and what is this?"

Dress up as Batman, fight crime to avenge your parent's innocence by burning down porno shops.

Pic slightly related, god this was the best comic I have ever read. It was the only comic to ever actually make me cry, even if it was a single tear.

But yeah, dress up as Batman.

Do nothing, until you see your parents later. Begin a perfectly normal conversation, and in the middle of it, make a passing comment along the lines of "Hey mom, is that a five speed or ten in your drawer? I bet that thing purrs like a kitten."

If possible, grab a camera and take a picture of their expression. If not, let it be burned into your consciousness for years to come.

Alternatively, you can just pretend it never happened and keep your sanity and your parent's respect.

No, that'd be dumb.

>>1991
Parental respect is highly overrated.
...lololololol.

EDIT: So is sanity for that matter.

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Clean them, use them, replace them, never tell your parents.
It'll be like ass pennies.

>>1995
(Animooted)

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