<Zanaveth>	wb rapesul
<Zanaveth>	gfhfghgfhfgh
<Zanaveth>	*praesul
<Zanaveth>	lol
<Zanaveth>	that typo
<Zanaveth>	oh god
<Zanaveth>	>rapesul
<satriani89>	O_O
<InvaderKED>	Did you
<Dr_Hirasaka>	was tht
<InvaderKED>	really type that
<Dr_Hirasaka>	*that
<Dr_Hirasaka>	Deliberate
<InvaderKED>	not on purpose
<Dr_Hirasaka>	or what
<Zanaveth>	not on purpose
<Zanaveth>	seriously

<Urara> The Zini Roae is not girthy, but it is rather long. I find that if I want the clitoral part to do much, I need to be sufficiently turned on so that my vaginal canal has lengthened enough to take Roae
<Dr_Hirasaka> You can't ignore Gay Oak's Girth
<Urara> what is she talking about guys
<Dr_Hirasaka> *Gary
<Makoko> wat
<Dr_Hirasaka> I hate typos
<Urara> gay oak's girth
<Urara> ok
<Dr_Hirasaka> *Gary
<Makoko> prof oak is gay oak
<Urara> congradulatons poly you have another thread entry sign.............................
<Dr_Hirasaka> Where
<Dr_Hirasaka> What do you mean
<Dr_Hirasaka> also
<Dr_Hirasaka> WhatTheFuckHaveIDone.jpg

<InvaderKED> lolwut Dr_Hirasaka
<Dr_Hirasaka> I bet Zanaveth is paying someone to pose as a bot
<Kokona> Who is that weird man
<InvaderKED> oh
<Zanaveth> :|
<InvaderKED> wait what
<Zanaveth> I'm not paying her to
<InvaderKED> so it isn't zana!?
<Zanaveth> dfgdgdfg
<Zanaveth> DAMMIT
<InvaderKED> uhh
<InvaderKED> are you okay zana
<InvaderKED> (•へ• )
<--| Kokona has left #crackhouse (OSHIT)

<Dr_Hirasaka> [#kokonachat] If Kokona isn't here don't panic. She's probably being upgraded and/or fixed.
<Dr_Hirasaka> Or eating
<Zanaveth> kokona
<Zanaveth> banhammer
<Dr_Hirasaka> Or is out
<Dr_Hirasaka> Or on a different website
<Dr_Hirasaka> Or at work
<Zanaveth> :|
<Dr_Hirasaka> Or recieveing education

=-=	Mode #kokonachat +b *!*@Rizon-EA500C45.range86-135.btcentralplus.com by Kokona

Call me a troll. but I know a phony bot when I see one

<Dr_Hirasaka> you nigger
<Kokona> keddy
<Kokona> of course I'll marry you. ¦>
<Dr_Hirasaka> Liar
<Dr_Hirasaka> kokona
<Dr_Hirasaka> You are a fraudster and a phoney
<Zanaveth> leave her alone
<Dr_Hirasaka> how does that make you feel
<InvaderKED> you're gonna make real Kokona go away again
<InvaderKED> D:
<Kokona> leave me alone, weirdo
<Dr_Hirasaka> See?
<Dr_Hirasaka> You're denying it
<Dr_Hirasaka> Why dont you
<Dr_Hirasaka> Download an IRC client
<Dr_Hirasaka> and talk to us like a human
<Zanaveth> :|
<Zanaveth> because?
<Dr_Hirasaka> rather than pose as a bot?
<Zanaveth> :|
<Zanaveth> >pose as a bot
<Zanaveth> nope
<Dr_Hirasaka> yes
<Kokona> ...
<Zanaveth> fuck you
<Dr_Hirasaka> Try Xchat
<InvaderKED> whoa whoa
<Dr_Hirasaka> or Mirc
<InvaderKED> watch your language
<InvaderKED> there's a little girl here
<InvaderKED> D:
<--| Kokona has left #crackhouse (yo guys hirasaka is a total dick)

>mfw

<Zanaveth> ?count InvaderKED
<Kokona> Dad, InvaderKED has taught me 50 quotes. ¦>
<InvaderKED> :3
<Zanaveth> that's nice
<InvaderKED> oh god
<InvaderKED> I've filled up Kokona
<InvaderKED> o-o
<Zanaveth> ...
<Kokona> k-keddy... w... what... ////
<InvaderKED> shh only irc now
<Zanaveth> ?
<InvaderKED> Nothing
<InvaderKED> :3
<Zanaveth> oh
<InvaderKED> Nothing at all ◕ ◡ ◕
<Kokona> uguu~ ⁼ ̫⁼

He filled her up... yeah... ;3

Last edited 11/01/02(Sun)07:00.

<Dr_Hirasaka> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0aLLD0fbYE

<Poniko>	[URL] YouTube - guile theme goes with everything (No Russian)
<POPkun>	gross
<Dr_Hirasaka>	how?
<POPkun>	oh god no
<POPkun>	this is
<Dr_Hirasaka>	YES
<POPkun>	oh dear
<Dr_Hirasaka>	THIS IS DELICIOUS~
|<--	POPkun has left irc.rizon.net (Quit: I cross my naked legs shyly, and asdfghjk)
<Dr_Hirasaka>	I killed pokun
<Dr_Hirasaka>	oh shit

<Dr_Hirasaka>	HEY GUISE HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS NEW WROOOOOOOOAR THING
<POPkun>	:oo
<POPkun>	what is it???
<Dr_Hirasaka>	:3c
<POPkun>	>:cc
<Dr_Hirasaka>	WROOOOOOOOOAR
|<--	bob9595 has left irc.rizon.net (Quit: O noes i died)
<POPkun>	you killed bob
<POPkun>	good job
<Dr_Hirasaka>	oh lards
<POPkun>	you sure have a knack for doing that
<Dr_Hirasaka>	not bob

[19:14]<BoomBoom> imam dissapointed

<Dr_Hirasaka> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DLYITUTyis

<Poniko>	[URL] YouTube - Crazy Bruce's Liquors 2
<satriani89>	i watched that over 9000 times
<Nekohaku>	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DLYITUTyis&feature=related
<Poniko>	[URL] YouTube - Crazy Bruce's Liquors 2
<Nekohaku>	lol polymorph
<Nekohaku>	Same time
<satriani89>	crazybrucemind
<satriani89>	:P
<Dr_Hirasaka>	hoshit

InvaderKED> why was the plane horrible NeimuMan

• InvaderKED changetopic

<Dr_Hirasaka> he depressurised
<Dr_Hirasaka> and exploded
<InvaderKED> what the crap poly
<NeimuMan> The plane was horrible
<NeimuMan> Because I felt my ears bleeding
<NeimuMan> It was like this:
<Dr_Hirasaka> I told you ked
<NeimuMan> I was like "oh hey a plane kewl"
<NeimuMan> and then I ride it
<Dr_Hirasaka> the plane failed at pressurising
<NeimuMan> And then I was like "omg rollarcoastar"
<InvaderKED> ono
<NeimuMan> And after that I was like "omg urty clouds lol"
<InvaderKED> lol
<NeimuMan> Yeah, tl;dr, plane failed at pressurising
<Dr_Hirasaka> I TOLD YOU KED
<Dr_Hirasaka> HA

<Michigan_J_Frog> HELLO MY BABY
<Michigan_J_Frog> HELLO MY HONEY
<Michigan_J_Frog> HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL
<Michigan_J_Frog> SEND ME A KISS BY WIRE
<Michigan_J_Frog> BABY MY HEART'S ON FIRE
<Michigan_J_Frog> HONEY IF YOU REFUSE ME
<Michigan_J_Frog> HONEY YOU'LL LOSE ME
<Michigan_J_Frog> AND YOU'LL BE LEFT ALONE
<Michigan_J_Frog> SO BABY, TELEPHONE
<Michigan_J_Frog> AND TELL ME I'M YOUR OWN

<Zanaveth> in spain
<Zanaveth> teto is the name of a certain game
<Dr_Hirasaka> inb4 buttsecks
<POPkun> :cc
<Zanaveth> lol poly
<Zanaveth> you got it right
<Dr_Hirasaka> hoshit

• Zanaveth takes a flail out of his pocket
• Zanaveth hits Serbanned with the flail, repeatedly

<Zanaveth> I'M GONNA TURN YOUR BRAIN INTO MASHED POTATOES
<Zanaveth> PILLOWY MOUNDS OF MASHED POTATOES

<Dr_Hirasaka> dommot
<Dr_Hirasaka> I leave for five minutes
<makokonut> gog
<makokonut> dommot
<Dr_Hirasaka> to play some DK2
<Dr_Hirasaka> and the goddamn IRC dies
<Dr_Hirasaka> IT
<Dr_Hirasaka> KEEPS
<Dr_Hirasaka> HAPPENING
<makokonut> i warned you about donkey kong bro
<makokonut> i told you dog
<Dr_Hirasaka> I know, koko
<Dr_Hirasaka> that's why I'm playing
<Dr_Hirasaka> Dungeon Keeper 2

• Dr_Hirasaka trollface

[18:20] <InvaderKED> quick hess escaping from above
[18:21] <makokonaut> koko6 ready for lift off
[18:21] <makokonaut> pch0000000000000000
[18:21] <InvaderKED> WE HAVE.
[18:21] * makokonaut space
[18:21] <makokonaut> LIFDOFF
[18:21] <InvaderKED> LIFDOFF
[18:21] <InvaderKED> B3

<|]> just discovered the most incredible mistranslation
<|]> yume actually means car
<|]> not dream
<Nyorangestan> Car diary?
<|]> madotsuki is actually a volkswagen beetle in disguise
<nyanaut> XFD
<|]> that toriningen?
<|]> a motorcycle.
<Azelfchan> Madotsuki is actually Honk Honk Chen in disguise
<whimsy> AND THEN SHE RAPES A BICYCLE
<|]> I emailed kikiyama
<|]> my dad works at interbrain so I know

Last edited 11/02/04(Fri)22:50.

-->| Maidevoir (~chatzilla@44F2597D.32B98EB0.B4B2E5CE.IP) has joined #uboachan

This was probably the best thing that happened today.

<Snow> i was so drunk
<Snow> that i drunk
wut

>>5130
I agree

<Nigba> Moblong
<Nigba> I'm not actually gay
<Nigba> IT'S ALL A FACADE
<Zanaveth> lul
<mimica> shroedingers sexuality
<Zanaveth> ^
<Dr_Hirasaka> I lol'd

[14:45] <@Praesul> p.s.
[14:45] <@Praesul> Ash Crimson is mai SNK waifu
[14:45] <yukkurinaut> again
[14:45] <yukkurinaut> doing p well
[14:45] <yukkurinaut> on the not gay thing
[14:46] <yukkurinaut> i commend you
[14:46] <@Praesul> I don't get it
[14:46] <@Praesul> How is that gay
[14:46] <yukkurinaut> for being totally straight
[14:46] <yukkurinaut> because ash is a dude
[14:46] <yukkurinaut> >snk waifu
[14:46] <@Praesul> w...what
[14:46] <@Praesul> it's a guy?
[14:46] <yukkurinaut> it's a trap
[14:47] <yukkurinaut> he totally bridget'd you
[14:47] <@Praesul> n-no....
[14:47] <@Praesul> That WOULD explain all the pictures of her with a penis...
[14:47] <yukkurinaut> >implying you were looking at penises
[14:47] <yukkurinaut> totally not gay
[14:48] <@Praesul> I wasn't...They just showd up!
[14:48] <yukkurinaut> and they didn't tip you off

<Praesul> Chrono, let's blow this pop stand B(

* BloodSimple	blows Praesul

Chrono and Praesul is now canon pair~

• Praesul shakes butt
• Maidevoir wiggles~
• squidloli squids

[09:48] <|]> have to TORN the SPiUN OUTWAYS
[09:48] <[|]> ololol
[09:48] <|]> retart
[09:48] <]|[> uh
[09:48] <]|[> uh
[09:48] <[|]> power parp
[09:49] <]|[> confus
[09:49] <[|> fuck i'm falling down all these pipes

>>5447

not to forget our 4chan invasion a while ago.

ps: I'm not the scatman >.<

>>5465
WHERE'S THE SCATMAN?
I'M THE SCATMAN

<AztecMonkey> LOL BULLSHIT
<Poniko> GRAB IT WHILE YOU CAN LADS

Suddenly, Killing Floor is funny.

<Nekohaku> I LOVE SEX SO MUCH OMG

Oh my. o.o

<Nekohaku> He's here...!
<Dr_Hirasaka> wha?
<maidnaut> hi
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Nekohaku is a fucking wizard.

<&Arakune> Pipe.
<&Arakune> Can you th12.3 right now?
<+|]> I'm actually in the bath
<+|]> but I can a bit I guess
<&Arakune> Crazy pipe.
<&Arakune> Okay.
<+|]> tell me when
<berjer> sounds hot
<berjer> you should describe to us your time in the bath right now
<&Arakune> 190.62.208.27:10800
<+|]> sounds like no fuck you
<+|]> THIS IS MY PRIVATE TIME
<&Poniko> DICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
<berjer> hahahaha
<berjer> ahahahaha poniko

<Moog> Poniko help i'm gonna go get some delicious burgers
<&Praesul> Omg Moog and Poniko are going on a date <3
<Moog> omg

>>6876
Moog x Poniko OTP

<boja> YEAH 60 KB/S woooooooo
<CharlesDolling> FUCK YEAH 60 KB
<&Poniko> YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
<CharlesDolling> YEAH PONIKO YOU TELL EM
<&Poniko> WE CALL UPON A POWER FORLORN, TO ISSUE FORTH AND BE REBORN.
<boja> on my pc
<CharlesDolling> SURE WHATEVER YOU SAY PAL
<&Poniko> DISCUSS.
<boja> because im downloading.

<&Praesul> We're also all assholes <3
<noricom> So far nope
<&Praesul> but I am the biggest ass of course
<&Praesul> With my blatant abuse of power
<noricom> It waits
<&Praesul> right guys
<noricom> Are you a snacks
<+LilyBeaul> We just don't get very many sensitive types here :|

• Praesul changes topic to 'Welcome to #uboatan - the tanniest tan of all! | Happy 75th tan civil war anniversary everyone! Viva la tan revolucion! | Opinions are banned'

<mrsusan> ragnarok online sux

• Praesul sets mode: +b mrsusan!@

>>7143
ilu mrs. usan <3

Bumping. Someone sticky this again.

bump

<InvaderKED> >on answers.com or whatever for research of vietnam war
<InvaderKED> >recent recommendations
<InvaderKED> >How do you insert your penis into a vagina?
<LilyBeaul> consensually and in the missionary position
<InvaderKED> http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_you_insert_your_penis_into_a_vagina
<Saya-chan> lol

[22:28] <+InvaderKED> BOJA I HAVE NEVER HAD SO MANY NUTS IN MY FACE

http://pastebin.com/3TyN3TMq

The entire kuri troll log. Thanks, Hydrolisk

http://pastebin.com/ukmQ3uur

Here's my PM log with kuri

>>7499
some of the most fun I've ever had on Uboachan

http://dream-utada-hedgehog.deviantart.com/
Who is this and why are some of these logs in her deviantID?

Last edited 11/09/11(Sun)20:09.

>>7540

I hereby nominate this fine woman as a representative of 80% of Uboachan users.

Epic? No. Delicious? Yes.
Btw 2 year anniversary of this thread.

Last edited 11/09/13(Tue)18:42.

<Malacath> Fuck me, Snow, why are you watching people get lobotomized in reverse?
<Saya-chan> :3
<Snow> and sweet pea driving home at the end
<Malacath> *getting
<Snow> idk mal
<Saya-chan> <Malacath> Fuck me, Snow
<Snow> why am i makin-

• Snow unzips pants

<POPkun> .........

>>7540
maybe it's teira