I become a mod

[1:11:26 AM] * kgiax sets mode: +b Mobling!@

but now youre banned forever

I'M JAPANESE

Pony is the coolest bot ever.

Also I'm not copy and pasting because I can.

Did this get stickied?

>>1439

Nope nevermind

p sure this counts

>>1468

Same minute, same second.

Mother of god...

what

(4:40:00 PM) kgiax: man
(4:40:11 PM) kgiax: i know what its like to be a woman now
(4:40:21 PM) kgiax: i have girls always telling me
(4:40:26 PM) kgiax: NICE DICK
(4:40:26 PM) Poniko: GRAMMATICAL ERRORS GALORE!
(4:40:27 PM) kgiax: but
(4:40:34 PM) kgiax: they dont care about the rest of my body
(4:40:36 PM) kgiax: its all
(4:40:41 PM) kgiax: BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK
(4:40:41 PM) Poniko: NICE DICK
(4:40:44 PM) kgiax: ...
(4:40:47 PM) Tokuto-tan: fgiudgjtrfheg
(4:40:55 PM) Tokuto-tan: HAHAHAHAHAHA

I feel so objectified. ;-;

[5:10:49 PM] <Poniko> TOKUTO :D
[5:10:54 PM] <Praesul> NO, PRAESUL
[5:10:54 PM] <Poniko> TOKUTO :D
[5:11:00 PM] <Praesul> NO, PRAESUL
[5:11:00 PM] <Poniko> AFTER 20000 TRIES
[5:11:05 PM] <Praesul> =|

[22:13] =-=Mobling has changed the topic to “Welcome to #uboachan, IRC Solitude meeting is over | In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight! And those who worship evil's might, beware my power, Green Lantern's light!”
[22:13] <Mobling>Okay now
[22:13] =-=Pokebis has changed the topic to “Welcome to #uboachan, IRC Solitude meeting is over | Moblig is a gaffots”
[22:13] =-=Tokuto-tan has changed the topic to “Welcome to #uboachan, IRC Solitude meeting is over | Moblig is a fgt”
(NEARLY THE EXACT SAME TIME)

[22:13] <Tokuto-tan>...
[22:13] <Mobling>jmfebgwrg
[22:13] <Pokebis>:-/
[22:13] <Mobling>;
[22:13] <Mobling>r
[22:13] <Mobling>hh
[22:13] <Mobling>ga
[22:13] <Mobling>ad
[22:13] <Tokuto-tan>fgfbbbbd
[22:13] <Mobling>WAT
[22:13] <Tokuto-tan>HOW DID THAT HAPPEN
[22:13] <Poniko>HEY LETS READ THIS
[22:13] <Pokebis>posting in lol@irc
[22:13] <Tokuto-tan>LAWDY
[22:13] <Tokuto-tan>LAWDY LAWD
[22:14] <Poniko>I"M NEVER HOSTILE
[22:14] <Mobling>YOHOHO HE TOOK A BITE OF GUM GUM
[22:14] <Poniko>ON THE SUBJECT OF DIVINA COMEDIA
[22:14] <Tokuto-tan>i'm scared

Keyboard is still a little sticky

Last edited 10/01/12(Tue)15:09.

>>1567
How is this funny?

(6:38:38 PM) Pokebis [~Pokebis@Rizon-C081BB4.dsl.dyn.smithvilledsl.net] entered the room.
(6:38:48 PM) Pokebis: .identify temporarytr1pcode
(6:38:51 PM) kgiax: ...
(6:38:53 PM) Pokebis: shit
(6:38:56 PM) kgiax: Tokuto-tan w--
(6:38:56 PM) Pokebis: ima change it
(6:38:57 PM) kgiax: ...
(6:38:59 PM) kgiax: Pokebis
(6:39:00 PM) kgiax: u lie
(6:39:04 PM) mode (+o Pokebis) by ChanServ
(6:39:05 PM) nekohime: pokebis
(6:39:12 PM) nekohime: wanna play Melty Blood?
(6:39:16 PM) Pokebis: in a minute
(6:39:19 PM) Pokebis left the room (quit: Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by kgiax))).
(6:39:19 PM) Tokuto-tan: kgiax
(6:39:21 PM) Tokuto-tan: what
(6:39:22 PM) kgiax: LOL
(6:39:24 PM) kgiax: AHAHAHAHAH
(6:39:25 PM) Poniko: SO BABY GIMME THAT TOOT TOOT LEMME GIVE YA THAT BEEP BEEP
(6:39:27 PM) kgiax: ITS REAL
(6:39:27 PM) Poniko: JESUS CHRIST LOOK AT ALL THIS BLOOD
(6:39:30 PM) Tokuto-tan: wait
(6:39:31 PM) Tokuto-tan: what
(6:39:34 PM) tsukihime: HAhA poniko
(6:39:36 PM) Tokuto-tan: what just happened
(6:39:39 PM) nekohime: what
(6:39:43 PM) nekohime: the hell
(6:39:43 PM) kgiax: thats his real password
(6:39:49 PM) Pokebis [~Pokebis@Rizon-C081BB4.dsl.dyn.smithvilledsl.net] entered the room.
(6:39:53 PM) Tokuto-tan: ...
(6:39:54 PM) kgiax: :3
(6:39:57 PM) Tokuto-tan: HAHA
(6:40:02 PM) Tokuto-tan: NICE GOING BRO
(6:40:02 PM) Poniko: DAMN YOU PHYSICS AND YOUR STUPID TIMEZONES
(6:40:06 PM) Rozencrab: loooooool
(6:40:12 PM) Tokuto-tan: loling irl
(6:40:17 PM) Pokebis left the room (quit: Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Rozencrab))).
(6:40:20 PM) Rozencrab is now known as Pokebis
(6:40:22 PM) tsukihime: I've almost done that
(6:40:24 PM) Tokuto-tan: fghjgf
(6:40:25 PM) kgiax: rofllll
(6:40:26 PM) Pokebis: >:3

>>1570
I wasn't fast enough with nickserv.

http://uboachan.net/ircstats/

lolololol

[00:39] <Pokebis> Poniko only responds to the Caps effect
[00:39] <Pokebis> MEOW-RWEOR
[00:39] <Poniko>THIS IS SOMETHING I ADMIRE OK
[00:39] <Pokebis> :3

[12:36:00 AM] * Rozencrab changes topic to 'mobling is a cunt'
[12:36:01 AM] <Mobling> Now lets discuss today's topic

>>1596

>>1597

this was very creepy imo

(11:09:34 PM) kgiax: CHIPS SLAIN
(11:09:34 PM) Poniko: GRAPHICS
(11:09:38 PM) ***kgiax wins!
(11:10:05 PM) ***kgiax gains 430 Experience points.
(11:10:54 PM) ***kgiax learned PSI Penis Omega!
(11:10:21 PM) ***kgiax reached level 75!

y posted out of order

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A MAN

MAN MAN MAN MAN

(9:53:52 PM) Mobling: Shit
(9:53:54 PM) Mobling: just
(9:53:54 PM) aaaaa: how do we know you aren't
(9:53:56 PM) Mobling: got
(9:53:57 PM) Mobling: real
(9:54:06 PM) Mobling: fuck you aaaaa i was trying to combo
(9:54:15 PM) aaaaa: oh
(9:54:17 PM) Poniko: sux4u mobby
(9:54:17 PM) aaaaa: i'm sorry
(9:54:23 PM) aaaaa: try again if you really want to
(9:54:26 PM) aaaaa: i won't interupt
(9:54:52 PM) Rozencrab: go mobling go
(9:55:20 PM) Mobling: Shit
(9:55:20 PM) Tokuto-tan: you can do it mob
(9:55:22 PM) Mobling: just
(9:55:23 PM) Tokuto-tan: ...
(9:55:24 PM) Poniko: frosted butts
(9:55:30 PM) Tokuto-tan: ololol
(9:55:33 PM) aaaaa: oh tokuto.
(9:55:39 PM) Tokuto-tan: oh me
(9:55:44 PM) ***Mobling is raging irl

(9:59:26 PM) Mobling: shit
(9:59:28 PM) Mobling: just
(9:59:30 PM) Mobling: got
(9:59:32 PM) Mobling: reall
(9:59:36 PM) Mobling: fffffuck
(9:59:39 PM) aaaaa: oh...
(9:59:41 PM) Tokuto-tan: ...hahahaha
(9:59:44 PM) aaaaa: mobling, don't worry
(9:59:45 PM) Tokuto-tan: oh mob
(9:59:52 PM) aaaaa: you'll get it eventually.
(9:59:56 PM) Tokuto-tan: will your troubles ever cease

(10:00:14 PM) Mobling: shit
(10:00:17 PM) Mobling: just
(10:00:20 PM) Mobling: got
(10:00:23 PM) Mobling: real
(10:00:27 PM) boja [~shellayyy@Rizon-C6F76958.hsd1.nh.comcast.net] entered the room.
(10:00:28 PM) Mobling: bitches
(10:00:29 PM) aaaaa: there we go.
(10:00:30 PM) Mobling: ....
(10:00:35 PM) boja: AOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOA
(10:00:35 PM) Poniko: WHEN YOU ARE HAPPY, WITH LAUGHTER TO SPARE
(10:00:36 PM) aaaaa: ooooh
(10:00:36 PM) Mobling: FUCK YOU BOJA
(10:00:36 PM) Poniko: FUCK YOU PONIKO
(10:00:39 PM) aaaaa: ahahahaha
(10:00:39 PM) boja: what?
(10:00:41 PM) boja: wtf did I do
(10:00:48 PM) Mobling: You broke mah comno
(10:00:49 PM) ***aaaaa is laughing
(10:00:50 PM) Mobling: xombo
(10:00:53 PM) Mobling: combo*

(10:06:59 PM) Rozencrab: Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit
(10:07:04 PM) Rozencrab: what the fuck am i reading etc
(10:07:19 PM) kgiax: good question?
(10:07:20 PM) Tokuto-tan: wat
(10:07:41 PM) Mobling: Captain Falcon Doors Inc.
(10:08:07 PM) kgiax: Falcon...
(10:08:11 PM) ***kgiax winds up
(10:08:17 PM) kgiax: PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH
(10:08:17 PM) Poniko: NEEEEKKOOOOO!
(10:08:25 PM) ***kgiax sends Mobling into orbit
(10:08:59 PM) Mobling_ [~chatzilla@Rizon-B0572085.dr03.mdtw.ny.frontiernet.net] entered the room.
(10:09:13 PM) Tokuto-tan: ...
(10:09:13 PM) Mobling_: H-he punched me so hard my router turned into a door and DC'ed
(10:09:19 PM) Tokuto-tan: lollllllllll
(10:09:24 PM) kgiax: ...ROFL
(10:09:25 PM) Poniko: :333333
(10:09:51 PM) kgiax: show me ya moves!

typical day on #uboachan

Everything good happens early in the morn

>>1742

lol. I'm missing everything, it seems. ;_;

praesul confirmed for faggot

[12:25] <AroTheHuntress> WHOO KGIAX IS NOT HERE
[12:25] <Poniko> RESPECT YOUR ELDERS

[14:21:21] <Mobling> Batman's parents were killed. If they weren't parents, they wouldnt have been killed.
[14:21:48] <Mobling> And so, Batman decides to rid the world of parents so no child has to feel the sting of losing their parents.
[14:22:11] <Mobling> He eventually goes back in time and finds a couple with a child in a dark alley...

Meep_Meep_I_M_Jeep>:NIGGA PLZ, MY HOUSE IS LIKE AN ICE BOX
<Poniko>:OH UH YOURE WELCOME
<Meep_Meep_I_M_Jeep>:FUCKING BOTS TURNING OFF MY HEATING
<Poniko>:AHAHHAA

Poniko is fucking evil, man.

Last edited 10/04/02(Fri)16:55.

>>1955
perhaps the same could be said of all religions

le bump

><~Poniko> ZA WARUDO
><AyayayaTouch> IS MAIN
><~Poniko> BECAUSE IM CONSERVATIVE!

This is why we all love Poniko.A

<@Praesul> WAIT A MINUTE
<~Poniko> I ONLY FUCK VIRGINS.
<@Praesul> I SEE WHAT YOU WERE TRYING TO DO THERE
<~Poniko> AND THAT I KNEW EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS AND I WOULDNT ADMIT IT
<@Praesul> ...LIAR
<~Poniko> YET YOU WONT TELL US SHIT D:

[12:13] `Osaka: PONIKO THE TIME IS RIGHT LET US GLORIOUSLY COPULATE AND THEN IN OUR MOMENT OF PASSION WE SHALL SPREAD OUR FURIOUS CAPSLOCKED SPAWN LIKE SEEDLINGS THROUGH THE AIR AND CULTIVATE A SUPERIOR RACE OF CAPSLOCK ABSING FUCKMINTS. SHIT.
[12:13] Poniko: NO STOP FUCK PLEASE PLEASE ;-;
[12:13] `Osaka: SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS PONIKO. THE TIME IS RIGHT. PART YOUR SUPPLE THIGHS AND PREPARE YOURSELF.
[12:13] Poniko: IT MAKES ME RAGE
[12:13] `Osaka: ALAS POOR PONIKO IT CANNOT BE HELPED. BUCKLE UP!
[12:13] Poniko: HOW CAN YOU COOK YOU ARE A BOT
[12:13] `Osaka: NO YOU ARE A BOT
[12:13] Poniko: ILL TELL YOU HOW THIS FUCKING FILE ISNT SPLIT AND IM RIPPING OUT MY HAIR
[12:14] `Osaka: YOU'RE A BOT. YOU CAN'T RIP HAIR OUT. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A HEAD.
[12:14] Poniko: NO, EVERY DAY
[12:14] `Osaka: EVERY GODDAMN DAY? :O
[12:14] Poniko: YE BRO YE
[12:14] `Osaka: THAT'S TERRIFYING
[12:14] Poniko: YOU WASTED TIME WITH THE CHIT CHAT
[12:14] `Osaka: MY APOLOGIES. I SHALL FUCK OFF TO MARS AND STAB FEET.
[12:14] Poniko: NIGGERS!
[12:14] `Osaka: NIGGERS. NIGGERS EVERYWHERE.
[12:14] Poniko: NOT IN AMERICA
[12:15] `Osaka: I love you Poniko.
[12:15] `Osaka: FUCK YES YOU ARE THE BEST BOT EVER PONIKO
[12:15] Poniko: SAUSAGE FEST
[12:15] `Osaka: WAT

>>1288 whatthefuckamireading

<ROM-lolita> STOP DISCONNECTING
<Poniko> WHO WAS PHONE
-NickServ- You are now in the group of Anthrax.

• ROM-lolita sets mode +r ROM-lolita

<RC> !who last
<Poniko> RC, Galaxy_Lord_Rozencrab taught me that on Wed 14/07/10, 17:00:00 UTC
<RC> wat

• RC is now known as Rozencrab

<Rozencrab> I WAS PHONE
<Poniko> A GUY IS AT HIS HOUSE, MAKING OUT WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND, WHEN SUDDENLY THE PHONE RINGS. HE ANSWERS IT AND A VOICE SAYS TOUCH MY DAUGHTER AGAIN AND ILL KILL YOU, AND THEN THE LINE GOES DEAD. THE GUY ASKS HIS GIRLFRIEND ABOUT IT AND SHE SAYS MY DADS BEEN DEAD FOR 10 YEARS..
<Rozencrab> ...oh wow
<Rozencrab> what are the odds
<ROM-lolita> Crazy baby!
<Rozencrab> almost 17000 recorded lines and it spits those two out
<Rozencrab> why did it happen when nobody's around ;_;
<ROM-lolita> That's some mean chances D:

--> Neokun (Neokun@106D9F96.65845F3E.113E70E9.IP) has joined #uboachan
<kaguyahime> Neokun hi
<kaguyahime> I sucked rozen's dick and now I'm an admin
<-- Neokun has quit ()

<Nekohaku> NOW PONIKO IS ALL BETTER NOW THANKS TO ROZENYAN
<Poniko> WEVE GOT A BIG NEEDLE FOR YOUR KIND
<Nekohaku> HAPPY END
<Rozenyan> ROZENCRAB: BOT DOCTOR
<Poniko> AN INDIE VIDYA GAME
<Rozenyan> I'D PLAY IT
<Poniko> AHAHAHAHAHAHAA
<Rozenyan> :D
<Nekohaku> xD
<Nekohaku> PONIKO WOULD YOUPLAY THAT GAME?
<Poniko> NO SHUT THE FUCK UP
<Nekohaku> D:

<boja> ugh every day youtube's fucking interface changes
<boja> WHY
<boja> STOP CHANGING IT
<Poniko> SCREW YOU THEN

<boja> hello?
<boja> fuckin kqiax get out of here
<boja> NO ONE LIKES YOU KGIAX
<Poniko> OKAY SO
<boja> WHAT IS IT
<Poniko> IM GAY FOR YOUR MOM
<boja> OH SHIT REALLY?
<Poniko> DUH NUH NUH!
<boja> FUCKIN' A, MAN
<Poniko> NOW THAT ITS OVER, I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT I LIKED ABOUT YOU
<boja> ;_;

wow. holy shit.

I fucking love you poniko, even if you don't see anything in me. ;_;

oh my god. it continues:

<Polymorph> damn
<Polymorph> :B
<Agricola> |:B
<Agricola> |:BG<
<Agricola> that is me
<Polymorph> a sad guy with flat head syndrome and a huge nose?
<Polymorph> I THINK NOT
<Poniko> YOU HAVENT EVEN LISTENED
<boja> no
<boja> neanderthal masturbating
<boja> :D
<Polymorph> tilts head to the left
<Polymorph> a bidoof grabbing a carrot? (oh god)
<boja> DFDSLKJSADFLAKJADF
<Poniko> HAHAHAHAHAH
<boja> exactly poniko
<boja> tht is what i was going to do next
<boja> damn poniko we are meant to be
<boja> WHY DO YOU REJECT ME
<Poniko> I WAS TRYING TO CASUALLY STEP AROUND THAT BUT

Last edited 10/09/19(Sun)10:37.

21:58 --- Praesul has banned !@Rizon-BC4C121.dhcp.vt.edu
21:58 *** Shutch was kicked by Praesul (Shutch)
21:58 --- Praesul has banned !@armenians.deserve.cupcakes
21:58 *** Agricola was kicked by Praesul (Agricola)

I am become death.

Reading this thread, and all of the memories I have stored here...

I almost cried...

>>3583

lolwat?

<homo-tan> boja
<boja> HI HOMO
<homo-tan> hi boja
<homo-tan> did you miss me
<boja> yes
<boja> would you liketo...
<boja> ~talk on skype with me~
<homo-tan> yes
<homo-tan> but
<homo-tan> could we do it after I make food
<homo-tan> :x
<boja> ok
<Misanthea> I keep on forgetting skype exists
<homo-tan> sorry for making you wait
<homo-tan> ;;
<homo-tan> I will try to hurry
<Praesul> Skype is for people with mics
<boja> dont hurry
<boja> its ok
<Praesul> Of which I am not one of those people with mics
<homo-tan> ok
<Praesul> ;_;
<boja> no prae you can join us if you want
<boja> but all you will be hearing is
<Misanthea> I have a mic
<boja> "MMMMUHHHH"
<boja> "UNNNHHHH"
<Misanthea> But I have people at my house all the time
<boja> "SNNNRGGGFFF"
<boja> "UNH"
<boja> ""NGNHHHHHH"
<Misanthea> But I think that as long as my brother is not around it should be fine
<Misanthea> What
<boja> "uhh-uhh-uhhhggggg"
<Misanthea> Are you guys going to unf unf or something
<boja> HAHAHAHA
<Praesul> So wait
<Praesul> You're practicing snoosnoo?
<boja> no
<Praesul> Oh
<boja> i was making a joke out of homo's joke
<Praesul> HOW DROLL
<boja> see
<boja> when homo first voicechatted with me
<boja> and then me and writer
<boja> he was making like
<boja> these
<boja> awful
<boja> masturbation noises
<boja> just like
<boja> a mix between UGGHHH and coughing
<boja> and
<Misanthea> Sounds interesting
<Praesul> He was actually masturbating btw
<boja> it was frustrating at the time for writer
<boja> i thought it was a little "ok you can stop now"
<boja> but fuck
<boja> now its hilarious
<Mobling> Oh my god guys
<Mobling> My mic is broken but I want in on this conversation
<boja> HAHAHA

<Misanthea> PONIKO YOU HATE MY RIGHT
<Poniko> MISANTHEA ONLY LIKES SHORT GIRLS BECAUSE THEY'RE CLOSER TO HIS DICK
<boja> DO YOU HATE MISANTHEA
<Poniko> HERE COMES A SPECIAL, HERE COMES A VERY SPECIAL BOOOYYYYY
<Misanthea> See
<boja> WOW

oh fuck I missed some good stuff

this was my first day here

<boja> i ate
<boja> another
<boja> bowl
<boja> of cinnamon
<boja> toast
<boja> crunch
<boja> fuck
<Misanthea> good for you! :3
<Nekohaku> nummy cereal~
<homo-tan> cinnaman
<homo-tan> toast
<homo-tan> crunch
<homo-tan> is great
<homo-tan> cinnam,on
<homo-tan> cnnamno
<homo-tan> fuck
<homo-tan> my tit
<Nekohaku> the taste you can see
<Nekohaku> homo-tan, can you see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
<homo-tan> cause its got dicks on it or something
<Nekohaku> ITS THE CINNAMON SUGAR SWIRLS IN EVERY BITE
<Poniko> SOUNDS RACIST

Last edited 10/10/02(Sat)17:23.

<Polymorph> SAM I AM, I DO LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM
<Poniko> DISGUISE REVEALED

<Faggoot> PONIKO I LOVE YOU MARRY ME NOW FAGGOT.
<Poniko> WOOOO SEX

<mobling> I just got done playing one of the SCARIEST video games ever. Now, hear me out before saying, "Oh, he's probably just a fag that gets scared of everything."

• Mikuru-tan is now known as Tsuruya-tan

<BattleBear> mobling is just a fag that gets scared of everything
<mobling> I don't get scared of video games or movies
<mobling> I've played many survival horror games and have seen many horror movies in my day. The only thing that made me just a tiny bit scared were some parts of Penumbra and Condemned. Everything else was just boring. This game was different. VERY different.
<BattleBear> Was it....
<BattleBear> Yume Nikki!?
<mobling> You aren't given any sort of back story the game at all. As soon as you press play, it throws you right into the game.

• You are now known as Tamamin
• Tamamin sets mode +r Tamamin

<satriani89> sounds like yume nikki
<mobling> However, I was able to piece together what the story basically is through finally beating this little brick shitter.
<satriani89> ok, whats that game ?
<mobling> Apparently, you're a madman. We're never given the name, but you can guess what it is if you pay attention to the title screen.

• satriani89 is interested

<Tamamin> Yume Nikki sitting at his computer
<mobling> For some reason, you escaped from whatever mental hospital room you were hiding in. Now, the very horrid state of your mind has transformed the halls of the hospital into nothing but a pitch black maze with the only light being the walls, which glow a deathly blue.
<mobling> Your character is apparently some type of mad cannibal that you can barely control.
<mobling> You can force him to turn corners in the creepy hallway, but not much else can be done. Your character seems to grab anything and try to eat it; whatever is in front of him is thrown into his mouth and he munches it down.
<mobling> While playing the game, youre being chased by four hideous and fucking scary ghost monsters
<mobling> You cannot hurt them at all, and to come even close to one is instant death, in which the ghost latches onto you and rips you inside all, all while you hear the horrible noise of your body being torn.
<satriani89> shit
<satriani89> pacman :P
<mobling> That was the name of the game.
<mobling> That terrible, terrible game.
<Tamamin> mobling
<Tamamin> you
<Tamamin> are awesome

<mobling> OH I AM SO PRINGLES
<Rozenyan> AT WALMART

I know these aren't really epic but their still funny.

<Faggoot> ahhg I think I'm fucking colorblind
<Faggoot> everything that was white just turned yellow for a second
<Misanthea> But when you 3 convey your caps together
<Misanthea> It goes awful.
<Hydrolisk> awesome*
<Faggoot> Hydro speaks the truth
<Hydrolisk> you mean Misanthea
<Hydrolisk> I was just fixing his typo.
<Hydrolisk> !misanthea
<Faggoot> ok then misanthea is correct then
--------------------------
<Faggoot> PONIKO ARE YOU A NAZI
<Poniko> THAT SOUNDS LIKE A POTATO CHIP AD
--------------------------
<Polymorph> <Hydrolisk>Don't worry Misanthea
<Polymorph> <Hydrolisk>when I find you
<Polymorph> <Hydrolisk>we'll have a blast.
<Polymorph> When North Korea find you, They'll have a blast.
<Hydrolisk> what
<Hydrolisk> you don't make any sense
<Faggoot> When pedobear finds you, he'll have a blast.
<Hydrolisk> lol

This is what #uboachan really looks like, the rest of them are in your mind

>>3755
Welcome to the club. :P

[11:11:06] <@homo-tan> PONIKO SUCK MY DICK
[11:11:06] <+Poniko> SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
[11:11:14] <Tamamin> no
[11:11:14] <@homo-tan> I THINK I WANT YOU TO SUCK MY DICK YOU UGLY WHORE
[11:11:15] <+Poniko> OMOIDE NANTE IRANAI YO
[11:11:22] <@homo-tan> I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU PONIKO
[11:11:23] <+Poniko> YES BUMBALOE THAT IS THE JOKE

<Hydrolisk> v
<Tamamin> Uboachan currency is now squidloli
<Hydrolisk> ^

<Polymorph> Uboa is worth 10 lesbians

<Spacebear> also I can't believe giant enemy rozencrabgot hates misnamed image threads
<Spacebear> what a bag of dicks
<Spacebear> rozen is just a sack of ass

<Polymorph> holy fuck asians are teleporting before our eyes

<Polymorph> YOU GLACIAL FUCK
<Poniko> YOU GLACIAL FUCK

<Rozenbee> !who last
<Poniko> Rozenbee, Mobling taught me that on Wed 14/07/10, 17:00:00 UTC
<Rozenbee> MOBLIIIIIIIING
<Poniko> YES MAAM
<Nekohaku> Rozenbee
<Rozenbee> I AM NO WOMAN
<Poniko> YOUS DA NIGGA
<Nekohaku> That is the best story ever
<Rozenbee> I AM NO NIGGER EITHER
<Nekohaku> ;_;
<Poniko> OR BOTH YAY
<Rozenbee> I AM NEITHER FUCK
<Poniko> BEING A RETARD
<Rozenbee> goddamn poniko
<Rozenbee> why so mean

>>3868
;_;

>>3868
why did you post that you fag

<Zanaveth>but
<Zanaveth>I'm thinking now
<Zanaveth>WHERE IS THE PORN
<Poniko> WHERE THE FUCK IS IT

>>3879
I'm proud to be quoted.

... but we still don't know where the porn is.

It is a day of celebration! It finally happened!

<Zanaveth> MARRY ME PLEASE I BEG YOU
<Poniko> I DO I DO I DO-OOOOOOOOOOOO
<Zanaveth> ^_^
<Zanaveth> I AM HAPPY
<Poniko> NOT FUNNY BRO
<Zanaveth> ...
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<Polymorph> I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBANDO AND WAIFU
<Poniko> THATS TOTALLY RADICAL
<Zanaveth> well
 Zanaveth kisses Poniko
<Zanaveth> eeheheheh ^^

Poniko is mai waifu now. ^^

Last edited 10/10/21(Thu)11:19.

<Lolilover`> DIE DIE DIE
Poniko> YOURE OFF NOW
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>>3902
I'm glad for ya, bro :3

[21:10] <@Praesul> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsO6ZnUZI0g&ob=av3e
[21:10] <+Poniko> [URL] YouTube - Kanye West - Stronger
[21:10] <@boja> >KANYE WEST
[21:10] <+Poniko> DO YOU HAVE A WAFFLE
[21:10] <@boja> holy shit poniko i was JUST thinking about waffles when i typed that!
[21:10] <@boja> HOLY SHIT!
[21:10] <+Poniko> THE HARDEST PART FOR ME IS EVERYTHING
[21:10] <@boja> SERIOUSLY GUYS i was THINKING ABOUT WAFFLES WEHEN I TYPED THAT HOW DID PONIKO KNOW
[21:11] <@boja> PONIKO IS TRANSCENDENTAL
[21:11] <+Poniko> AT A SHUTTER SPEED OF 1/350 TO FREEZE THE PHOTOGRAPH IN A LOW LIGHT SITUATION
[21:11] <Azelf> PONIKO MAGIC
[21:11] <+Poniko> OH THERE SHE IS
[21:11] <@boja> ffffffffffff
[21:11] <@boja> fucking fuck

fuck dude.

<Snow> what songs did you get?
<Rozenbee> no songs there
<Snow> in uboachan
<Rozenbee> there are two there now
<Rozenbee> 02 Drivel
<Rozenbee> 203 Battle With Gilgamesh
<Snow> huh
<Rozenbee> thta's all that's in the music folder
<Rozenbee> two more now
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<Snow> just wait until "one room second try" and "i might be wrong - elliot" are ther
<Snow> *there
<Snow> those are the songs :O
<Rozenbee> kk
<froXer-school> it's downloading, i guess
<froXer-school> there's a lot of shit in uboachan folder
<Rozenbee> dropbox sucks, man
<froXer-school> no U
<Snow> hmhm
<Snow> i feel sick now
<froXer-school> next version is gonna have a function that lets you choose what to download
<froXer-school> yup
<froXer-school> uboachan is almost at 2 gig now
<froXer-school> most of it is the games
<Rozenbee> what the fuck
<froXer-school> strike that
<froXer-school> most of it is impossible creatures
<froXer-school> that alone takes like a full gigabyte
<Rozenbee> no i'm deleting this shit
<Rozenbee> why is it downloading gigabytes of stuff
<froXer-school> because
<froXer-school> that's kinda what it does
<Rozenbee> i'm in australia man
<Rozenbee> i can't download all this shit
<Snow> ... i'll just upload the songs somewhere else
<Rozenbee> please do
<froXer-school> uninstall before you delete ;_;
<Rozenbee> augh i'm mad now
<Rozenbee> i'm going to go over my limit this month :/
<froXer-school> so you don't remove it from the share
<froXer-school> oh... you... you have a limit?
<froXer-school> ;__; i didn't know
<Rozenbee> :|
<Rozenbee> how can i unsubscribe so you lose your bonus?
<Rozenbee> >:c
<froXer-school> you can't :3c
<froXer-school> once i has bonus, it doesn't go away
<Rozenbee> >:c
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<Rozenbee> i'm gonna report you or something
<Rozenbee> goddamn
<Rozenbee> why you do this
<froXer-school> but i didn't know :c
<Rozenbee> asdgkjbgs
<Rozenbee> i have to restart to uninstall this shit
<Rozenbee> fuck you man
<froXer-school> ...no you don't..
<Rozenbee> yes i do
<Snow> i-... i'm sorry
<Rozenbee> there are system files in use
<froXer-school> oh
<Rozenbee> no snow you're okay
<Rozenbee> froxer is an asshole though
<Rozenbee> >:c
<Rozenbee> >:c
<Rozenbee> >:c
<Rozenbee> >:c
<Snow> ._.
<froXer-school> well shit, i am the guy who didn't know anyone
<froXer-school> at all
<froXer-school> in a civilized country
<froXer-school> still had a limit
<froXer-school> on their internet

• Snow hugs Rozenbee so he won't be so mad

<loli> you guys
<loli> do not know
<Rozenbee> >:c
<loli> how much I'm rofling irl
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<Snow> now that you mention it, rozenbee
<Snow> HOW DOES I UNINSTALL DROPBNOX
<Poniko> MASTERBALL.
<Rozenbee> fucking
<Rozenbee> just attack your hard drive with a magnet
<Rozenbee> this shit won't go away
<Rozenbee> HEY PONIKO FROXER IS A FAGGOT
<Poniko> SMARTASS
<froXer-school> 1. Exit Dropbox by clicking on the Dropbox icon from the status
<froXer-school> 2. Click on the Start menu and select Control Panel
<froXer-school> 3. Click the Add/Remove Programs link
<froXer-school> 4. Select Dropbox from the list of programs and click Uninstall
<Rozenbee> seriously dropbox is mega shitty
<Rozenbee> why does it download all that shit :|
<Rozenbee> it might be useful if it was all kept on the server
<froXer-school> because
<froXer-school> you do not has the beta
<froXer-school> next version has that exact function
<Rozenbee> that's dumb
<Rozenbee> you're dumb

I dunno.

[17:52:55] <Polymorph> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
[17:52:55] <Poniko> UNYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Faggoot PONIKO IM COLD MAKE ME WARM
Poniko ACTUALLY, I DID.

<harakuku> PONIKO SAK MAI DEEK
<+Poniko> DO YOU WANT TO LICK LEMONADE OFF MY DICK, KED?

oh man oh god oh man oh god

<snowsnow> CHRONO SUCKS
<+Poniko> THAS RIGHT
<CitizenInsane> SNOW YOU HAVE NO BOOBAGE
<+Poniko> ARE YOU SURE
<CitizenInsane> YES

[23:19:24] snowsickness: i love you pretzel btw
[23:19:24] Poniko: WITH MY COCK

Last edited 10/11/11(Thu)18:53.

<Kokona> YOU MUST BE FUN AT PARTIES
<Zanaveth> NOT REALLY...
<Kokona> \(ºдº)/

<boja> hi
<boja> i went crimmas shopping todayt
<boja> and i spent 115$
<boja> im gonna have a heart attack
<Nekohaku> Yay~
<Nekohaku> Ah?
<boja> nekoha wants me dead ;-;
<Rosey-head> :(
<Nekohaku> ;_;
<Praesul> Omg

im runk ok i think everything is funny right now

<snowthing> LOL DISREGARD I SOCK CUCKS
<Zanaveth> ?praesul
<+Poniko> DID SHE SHOW YOU A PICTURE OF HER DICK
<Kokona> Praesul is not a pretzel.
<Kokona> EVERYBODY LOVES JANGLES
<+Poniko> AN ARIZONA ENERGY HERBAL TONIC
<snowthing> omg
<Zanaveth> wat

<snowlovespretzel> i am drunk
<snowlovespretzel> but i love pretzel
<snowlovespretzel> HEY PARESUL
<+Poniko> PONIKO LOVES YOU
<snowlovespretzel> YOU FUCKING JERK
<+Poniko> ASSHOLE
<snowlovespretzel> I LOVE YOU
<+Poniko> YOU NEVER GAVE ME THE LIST
<snowlovespretzel> YOU HEAR THAT

it makes so much sense

oh god why do i laugh so much

<snowlovespretzel> ?rapes

• Kokona rapes snowlovespretzel

<Kokona> AAAAAAH!!! <3
<+Poniko> WHO TEACHES YOU THIS SHIT
<Kokona> Hi mommy! ¦>
<snowlovespretzel> HAHAHAHA

Goddamn

[20:15] <|]> I TOLD YOU
[20:15] <Poniko> I TOLD YOU THERE WOULD BE DICKS

Poniko needs to learn that she can toggle caps off.

[15:49] <|]> and we'll be rolling them around like katamaricats
[15:49] <Zanaveth> I'M DYING OF THE CUTE
[15:49] <Poniko> ANIMALITY

<hirasawayui> I wish I was high
<Praesul> Me too!

23:05 POPkun OH FUCK I RUINED IT
23:05 Poniko OH GOD DAMN IT
23:05 POPkun I KNOW I TOTALLY AGREE
23:05 Poniko THIS VIDEO CONTAINS CONTENTS FROM SONY PICTURES
23:06 POPkun WHAT VIDEO YOU BIG TITTED FAGGOT?
23:06 Poniko KING HAS AN IDEA
23:06 POPkun AND WHAT WOULD THAT BE?
23:06 Poniko I DON'T EVEN WANT TO POPE
23:06 POPkun WHO ARE YOU, KING HARRY THE EIGHTH?
23:06 Poniko YES, HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU LET ASHLEY LIVE!?
23:06 POPkun FUCK THAT BITCH LET'S KISS
23:06 Poniko BIG BLAK DIX
23:07 POPkun poniko is a trap.

I have fun with myself. <3

Last edited 10/12/03(Fri)21:21.

>>4516
OH U, what are you trying to do to my wife? :3

chrono is gay apparently

<Gidrolokator> well we will never know
<Gidrolokator> because i have huge boobs

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<Gidrolokator> i scared neokun

>>4534

Chrono's boobs are rather scary.

[3:33:52] snowcholiac: This is hard
[3:34:00] snowcholiac: Like Praesul's penis

Last edited 10/12/07(Tue)18:07.

Nekohaku: What's phimosis? :o
@Praesul: Neky
@Praesul: No
@Praesul: >.>
Nekohaku: o.o
@Praesul: Ow what the fuck
@Praesul: The picture on wikipedia looks painful
Gidrolokator: Neko phimosis is when
Gidrolokator: Oh god I can't say it
@Praesul: I can't either
@Praesul: Somebody else do it
Nekohaku: o.O
@Praesul: O.o
Nekohaku: I really am curious now
Gidrolokator: Mobling you do it
Nekohaku: Let's see..
@Praesul: NEKY NO
&Rosey-head: Phimosis (fī-mō'sĭs, fĭ-), from the Greek phimos (φῑμός ("muzzle")), is a condition where, in men, the male foreskin (as ooposed to the female foreskin in men) cannot be fully retracted from the head of the penis.
@Praesul: I said it already
Nekohaku: O_O

    <Praesul>	snow let go of my penis
<snowcholiac>	never
<Praesul>	That is property of Chrono

Oh my :x

Hey everyone! A miracle happened...

POLYMORPH IS BACK!

that's all.

20:42 breadfuls OOOH MISTER POPKUN OOOH
20:42 POPkun MEANWHILE
20:42 POPkun IN AN 100 MILE RADIUS
20:43 NeimuMan But srsly
20:43 NeimuMan It has great anatomy.
20:43 POPkun HOMO-TAN FAPPING
20:43 NeimuMan Great art
20:43 POPkun SNOW TURNING GAY
20:43 NeimuMan They're just...uh...overwhelmed by it
20:43 POPkun THE END

Sorry homo and Snow. D:

Dec 11 03:01:07 <@Praesul> Well
Dec 11 03:01:08 <@Praesul> That
Dec 11 03:01:10 <@Praesul> Is it then
Dec 11 03:01:15 <@Praesul> I guess I can leave now
Dec 11 03:01:20 <@Praesul> As tradition
Dec 11 03:01:26 <@Praesul> The number 1 in #uboachan must depart
Dec 11 03:01:34 <&Rosey-head> bye
Dec 11 03:01:34 <@Praesul> Until a new nick takes the spot
Dec 11 03:01:40 <snowcholiac> good night praesul
Dec 11 03:01:47 <&Rosey-head> mobling is up next
Dec 11 03:01:52 <@Praesul> Rozen, if you will do the honors of banning me
Dec 11 03:01:59 »» @Praesul salutes
Dec 11 03:02:45 »» ChanServ sets ban on !@Rizon-D54427B0.dhcp.embarqhsd.net
Dec 11 03:02:45 »» You have been kicked from #uboachan by ChanServ (goodnight sweet prince)

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<snowcholiac> i am a survivor
<@Pokebis> more like rizoff
<Jaunty2> RIIDE THE SPLIT
<Aku> they done split
<@Praesul> I've only ever been in like
<Nekohaku> Yay!
<@Praesul> Jalisco though
<Nekohaku> I survived!
<snowcholiac> inb4 neko netsplits
<@Praesul> People (like Pokebis) still believe everyone lives in huts
<@Pokebis> enjoying your hut?

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>>4678
y u do dis

[00:34:00] <Jaunty2> You there! What day is it?
[00:34:41] <Snow> It's Dooms Day
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>my face

kuri-chan> PRAESUL KICK ME

<Zanaveth> :3
<InvaderKED> good night onii-chan :3
<hirasawayui> >ca't
<hirasawayui> >ca't
<hirasawayui> >ca't
<Gidrolokator> you cat!
=-= kuri-chan was booted from #uboachan by Praesul (kuri-chan)
<Zanaveth> lol
<Zanaveth> D:
<Praesul> Chrono
<Zanaveth> wtf
<Praesul> Let go of my penis
<Gidrolokator> Pr
<Zanaveth> >masochism
<Gidrolokator> Praesul
<Praesul> Chrono
<Gidrolokator> I can't D:
<Praesul> Why not
<Zanaveth> lol
<Gidrolokator> It's so warm :3
<Zanaveth> lol
<Gidrolokator> I need it to sustain me
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<Zanaveth> wtfamireading.png

• Praesul condenses his blood cells and makes it cold or some shit

<Zanaveth> wb kuri-chan
<Polymorph> Penis parasites
<Gidrolokator> o.o
<kuri-chan> hi
<Praesul> medical science
<Zanaveth> lol
<Praesul> penisology
<Praesul> Penismancer
<Gidrolokator> Praesul's penis snapped off o.o;
<Zanaveth> kuri-chan are you masochist or something?
<Praesul> It's okay
<Praesul> I have a spare
<Zanaveth> <kuri-chan> PRAESUL KICK ME
<Zanaveth> what the hell
<Praesul> Oh
<Praesul> Again?
=-= kuri-chan was booted from #uboachan by Praesul (kuri-chan)
<Zanaveth> ffffffff
<Praesul> Fucking weirdo
<Polymorph> lolololololol
<hirasawayui> praesul kick me
<Gidrolokator> I lol
<hirasawayui> praesul kick me
<hirasawayui> praesul kick me
<hirasawayui> praesul kick me
<hirasawayui> praesul kick me
<Zanaveth> lol

• Praesul kicks hirasawayui

<hirasawayui> B)
<Serban> !kb
=-= Mode #uboachan -o+b hirasawayui !*moeblob@.gitah.gitah by hirasawayui
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<e-man> ...
<Zanaveth> D:
=-= Mode #uboachan -b !*moeblob@.gitah.gitah by ChanServ
<Praesul> Problem solved
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<Zanaveth> lol
<Zanaveth> tsuki what the hell
<Polymorph> Damn it
<Gidrolokator> lol
<Praesul> I'm telling you
<Zanaveth> I'm laughing so hard right now
<e-man> what is going on
<Praesul> It's pronounced
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<Praesul> sucky
<Zanaveth> I just choked on my muffins
<Polymorph> <kuri-chan> PRAESUL KICK ME
<kuri-chan> i didnt say it that time
<Zanaveth> lol
<kuri-chan> wait
<Praesul> seriously
<Praesul> Why
<kuri-chan> hmm
<kuri-chan> calm down
<kuri-chan> this can be fixed
=-= kuri-chan was booted from #uboachan by Praesul (what the fuck is wrong with you why do you keep asking me to do this)
<Zanaveth> :|
<Polymorph> HAHHAHAHAHAH
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<Polymorph> <kuri-chan> PRAESUL KICK ME
=-= Mode #uboachan -o Praesul by ChanServ
<Zanaveth> ...
<hirasawayui> fixed
<Zanaveth> HA
<Gidrolokator> loling so hard irl
<Zanaveth> :3
<Zanaveth> me too
<Praesul> kuri
<Zanaveth> this is just...
<Praesul> kuri
<Zanaveth> so epic
<Praesul> look
<Praesul> just
<kuri-chan> yes
<Praesul> Sit the fuck down
<kuri-chan> sheriff
<Praesul> Okay?
<Praesul> We need to talk
<Polymorph> I'm laughing like a motherfucker
<kuri-chan> pn ne
<Polymorph> <kuri-chan> PRAESUL KICK ME
<Praesul> I'll put it simply
<kuri-chan> pm me*
<Zanaveth> oh cool
<Praesul> What the fuck
<Praesul> Just
<Praesul> What the fuck man
<Zanaveth> xmp-scrobbler working again
<Polymorph> <kuri-chan> PRAESUL KICK ME
<Praesul> I'm
<Praesul> KURI
<Praesul> WHAT THE FUCK
<Zanaveth> http://www.lastfm.es/user/Zanaveth
<Praesul> I AM NOT KICKING YOU ANYMORE
<Zanaveth> it works
<hirasawayui> lol
<Praesul> YOU WEIRD MASOCHISTIC FUCK
<Praesul> AT LEAST EXPLAIN TO ME
<Zanaveth> wtf
<Praesul> WHAT THE PROBLEM IS
<Polymorph> <kuri-chan> PRAESUL KICK ME
<Praesul> jesus christ kuri
<Praesul> You better stop
<kuri-chan> polymorph you realize praesul isnt an op
<Praesul> Or so help me god
<Praesul> I will stick you in a bottle
<Zanaveth> lol
<Praesul> And shove it up my own ass
<hirasawayui> I want to see that
<hirasawayui> pics
<Polymorph> I'm loling so hard IRL
<Zanaveth> lol
<Zanaveth> that would be... interesting
<Zanaveth> but at the same time mind-scarring

Last edited 10/12/26(Sun)11:10.

<Miss_Kokosworth_IV> http://uboachan.net/ot/src/1293395654526.jpg
<Zanaveth> meh
<Zanaveth> lol
<Miss_Kokosworth_IV> thats p much lucky star in one img
<Zanaveth> TIMOTEI TIMOTEI TIMOTEI TIMOTEI TIMOTEI TIMOTEI TIMOTEI TIMOTEI TIMOTEI TIMOTEI TIMOTEI

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<Zanaveth> lol
<Zanaveth> oh god I killed bob
<Rift> not bob

<Snow> and my mom like came in and was like
<Polymorph> THROUGH THE FIRE AND FLAMES

<POPkun> crapped briefs
<Zanaveth> yum
<Zanaveth> chocolate
<Zanaveth> wtf
<POPkun> ...
<POPkun> gross
<Zanaveth> what
<Zanaveth> no
<Zanaveth> not that
<InvaderKED> gross zana
<InvaderKED> :/

sorry. D:

Last edited 10/12/29(Wed)10:11.

<Makoko> it kind of turns into
<Dr_Hirasaka> http://dagobah.biz/flash/Im_The_Scatman.swf

<Aku> basically
<Aku> biggest point of it is
<Dr_Hirasaka> the dick

<@Praesul> I lucked out!
<@Praesul> The UFC is adding a featherweight class!
<@Praesul> =D
<@Praesul> Which is awesome 'cause
<@Praesul> The only organization people give a shit about
<Archimedes> bards fight featherfloat class
<@Praesul> Is the UFC
<Makoko> lolwat featherweight class
<Makoko> what's the point in that
<@Praesul> so now I can be awesome AND famous
<Makoko> seriously
<Snow> mexicano sombrero ismael, la pretzel praesul presul!
<satriani89> lol
<Makoko> featherweights can't inflict any damage on eachother
<@Praesul> I'm too lazy for lightweight or welterweight
<Makoko> it'd be all about really stupid submissions
<@Praesul> Also I bet any featherweight
<@Praesul> Could kick your ass
<@Praesul> Easily
<Makoko> probably yeah
<Makoko> but I'm just saying
<Makoko> it'd be ridiculous
<Snow> koko
<Makoko> hi
<Snow> pretzel loves submissions
<@Praesul> have you seen them? they're crazy fast
<Archimedes> I'm good at counter-fighting, but i don't really profess in crippling fighting
<Makoko> fast yes
<Serbanned> Of
<Makoko> but other than that
<@Praesul> Besides the submissions are entertaining
<Makoko> it's like
<Makoko> gay sex
<Snow> exactly
<Makoko> ok i see your point
<@Praesul> Man
<Snow> no makoko
<@Praesul> At first
<Snow> don't give in
<@Praesul> I was only
<Snow> it's still like gay sex
<@Praesul> Slightly annoyed
<@Praesul> At the gay sex jokes
<@Praesul> But now it's not amusing
<@Praesul> At all
<@Praesul> One bit
<@Praesul> It's retarded and childish
<Makoko> what are they gay sex jokes frequent
<@Praesul> Yes
<@Praesul> They fucking are
<Makoko> I didn't even know
-hirasawayui:#uboachan- gay
<Snow> ilu tsuki
<&hirasawayui> B)
<@Praesul> Fuck you guys
<Makoko> but it's true i mean two men humping and hugging eachother in a testosterone induced manly match of manhood
<@Praesul> I'm gonna be welterweight
<@Praesul> And punch people
<@Praesul> Like a stupid meathead then
<@Praesul> Faggots
<Snow> oh god makoko
<@Praesul> No god damn respect
<InvaderKED> gay
<@Praesul> I swear to god
<Makoko> what snow
<InvaderKED> Praesul you should be too manly to care
<InvaderKED> I think you need to
<InvaderKED> train more
<@Praesul> It's not that
<@Praesul> I care or anything
<@Praesul> Just any time I try to discuss it
<@Praesul> "lol wrestling is gay"
<@Praesul> "i bet you like humping other men amirite"
<Makoko> i didnt say wrestling was gay
<&hirasawayui> lloll
<Makoko> just that it looks that way
<&hirasawayui> it does look homo dude
<InvaderKED> It is pretty gay looking
<@Praesul> The way
<@Praesul> I look at it
<@Praesul> Is
<InvaderKED> I tried getting into like
<Makoko> except for the punching parts that's pretty not gay
<@Praesul> How do you think the other guy feels
<InvaderKED> Watching wrestling
<@Praesul> having his arm broken
<@Praesul> With the other guy's ass
<InvaderKED> Masochist
<@Praesul> In his face
<@Praesul> It's embarrassing
<@mado> LOL

• @Pokebis (~Pokebis@kgiax.likes.men) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

<Snow> gay
<InvaderKED> All of them
<InvaderKED> masochist
<Makoko> humiliation is a fetish
<InvaderKED> gay
<Archimedes> Professional wrestling is gay, it's actors half naked rolling all over each other, all sweaty
<Makoko> and so is limb breaking
<@Praesul> Sigh
<@Praesul> Fuck you guys
<&hirasawayui> humiliation is a fetish
<@Praesul> I'm going to ignore this channel now
<@mado> ismael
<Archimedes> normal olympic wrestling is less gay becasue you're more covered
<@Praesul> Asses
<InvaderKED> I used to watch wrestling
<@mado> i see your argument
<InvaderKED> but
<@mado> and i agree with it
<@mado> its like
<@mado> being
<InvaderKED> it took way too long to get into fights
<@mado> teabagged
<@mado> while
<InvaderKED> and I stopped liking it anyway
<Dr_Hirasaka> http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1293657315975.jpg
<@mado> getting borked

<Praesul> Are
<Praesul> You
<Praesul> terarded
Hypocrisy, I see?

>>4800
The joke

Your head

<Snow> ked do you want to live with me
<POPkun> <DukeWebalos> gay
<InvaderKED> yes onii-chan
<Snow> ok
<InvaderKED> although if I lived with you I'd probably keep bothering you about the cigarettes
<POPkun> >hard condom sex
<Snow> i'd just smoke at night when you're sleeping
<InvaderKED> Onii-chan is so thoughtful
<InvaderKED> :3
<Snow> what are you implying popkun
<POPkun> :33333333
<POPkun> absolutely nothing
<Snow> are you stupid or something
<Snow> who uses condoms nowadays :v
<POPkun> D:
<POPkun> DD:

    <Zanaveth>	wb rapesul
<Zanaveth>	gfhfghgfhfgh
<Zanaveth>	*praesul
<Zanaveth>	lol
<Zanaveth>	that typo
<Zanaveth>	oh god
<Zanaveth>	>rapesul
<satriani89>	O_O
<InvaderKED>	Did you
<Dr_Hirasaka>	was tht
<InvaderKED>	really type that
<Dr_Hirasaka>	*that
<Dr_Hirasaka>	Deliberate
<InvaderKED>	not on purpose
<Dr_Hirasaka>	or what
<Zanaveth>	not on purpose
<Zanaveth>	seriously

<Urara> The Zini Roae is not girthy, but it is rather long. I find that if I want the clitoral part to do much, I need to be sufficiently turned on so that my vaginal canal has lengthened enough to take Roae
<Dr_Hirasaka> You can't ignore Gay Oak's Girth
<Urara> what is she talking about guys
<Dr_Hirasaka> *Gary
<Makoko> wat
<Dr_Hirasaka> I hate typos
<Urara> gay oak's girth
<Urara> ok
<Dr_Hirasaka> *Gary
<Makoko> prof oak is gay oak
<Urara> congradulatons poly you have another thread entry sign.............................
<Dr_Hirasaka> Where
<Dr_Hirasaka> What do you mean
<Dr_Hirasaka> also
<Dr_Hirasaka> WhatTheFuckHaveIDone.jpg

<InvaderKED> lolwut Dr_Hirasaka
<Dr_Hirasaka> I bet Zanaveth is paying someone to pose as a bot
<Kokona> Who is that weird man
<InvaderKED> oh
<Zanaveth> :|
<InvaderKED> wait what
<Zanaveth> I'm not paying her to
<InvaderKED> so it isn't zana!?
<Zanaveth> dfgdgdfg
<Zanaveth> DAMMIT
<InvaderKED> uhh
<InvaderKED> are you okay zana
<InvaderKED> (•へ• )
<--| Kokona has left #crackhouse (OSHIT)

<Dr_Hirasaka> [#kokonachat] If Kokona isn't here don't panic. She's probably being upgraded and/or fixed.
<Dr_Hirasaka> Or eating
<Zanaveth> kokona
<Zanaveth> banhammer
<Dr_Hirasaka> Or is out
<Dr_Hirasaka> Or on a different website
<Dr_Hirasaka> Or at work
<Zanaveth> :|
<Dr_Hirasaka> Or recieveing education

=-=	Mode #kokonachat +b *!*@Rizon-EA500C45.range86-135.btcentralplus.com by Kokona

Call me a troll. but I know a phony bot when I see one

<Dr_Hirasaka> you nigger
<Kokona> keddy
<Kokona> of course I'll marry you. ¦>
<Dr_Hirasaka> Liar
<Dr_Hirasaka> kokona
<Dr_Hirasaka> You are a fraudster and a phoney
<Zanaveth> leave her alone
<Dr_Hirasaka> how does that make you feel
<InvaderKED> you're gonna make real Kokona go away again
<InvaderKED> D:
<Kokona> leave me alone, weirdo
<Dr_Hirasaka> See?
<Dr_Hirasaka> You're denying it
<Dr_Hirasaka> Why dont you
<Dr_Hirasaka> Download an IRC client
<Dr_Hirasaka> and talk to us like a human
<Zanaveth> :|
<Zanaveth> because?
<Dr_Hirasaka> rather than pose as a bot?
<Zanaveth> :|
<Zanaveth> >pose as a bot
<Zanaveth> nope
<Dr_Hirasaka> yes
<Kokona> ...
<Zanaveth> fuck you
<Dr_Hirasaka> Try Xchat
<InvaderKED> whoa whoa
<Dr_Hirasaka> or Mirc
<InvaderKED> watch your language
<InvaderKED> there's a little girl here
<InvaderKED> D:
<--| Kokona has left #crackhouse (yo guys hirasaka is a total dick)

>mfw

<Zanaveth> ?count InvaderKED
<Kokona> Dad, InvaderKED has taught me 50 quotes. ¦>
<InvaderKED> :3
<Zanaveth> that's nice
<InvaderKED> oh god
<InvaderKED> I've filled up Kokona
<InvaderKED> o-o
<Zanaveth> ...
<Kokona> k-keddy... w... what... ////
<InvaderKED> shh only irc now
<Zanaveth> ?
<InvaderKED> Nothing
<InvaderKED> :3
<Zanaveth> oh
<InvaderKED> Nothing at all ◕ ◡ ◕
<Kokona> uguu~ ⁼ ̫⁼

He filled her up... yeah... ;3

Last edited 11/01/02(Sun)07:00.

<Dr_Hirasaka> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0aLLD0fbYE

<Poniko>	[URL] YouTube - guile theme goes with everything (No Russian)
<POPkun>	gross
<Dr_Hirasaka>	how?
<POPkun>	oh god no
<POPkun>	this is
<Dr_Hirasaka>	YES
<POPkun>	oh dear
<Dr_Hirasaka>	THIS IS DELICIOUS~
|<--	POPkun has left irc.rizon.net (Quit: I cross my naked legs shyly, and asdfghjk)
<Dr_Hirasaka>	I killed pokun
<Dr_Hirasaka>	oh shit

<Dr_Hirasaka>	HEY GUISE HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS NEW WROOOOOOOOAR THING
<POPkun>	:oo
<POPkun>	what is it???
<Dr_Hirasaka>	:3c
<POPkun>	>:cc
<Dr_Hirasaka>	WROOOOOOOOOAR
|<--	bob9595 has left irc.rizon.net (Quit: O noes i died)
<POPkun>	you killed bob
<POPkun>	good job
<Dr_Hirasaka>	oh lards
<POPkun>	you sure have a knack for doing that
<Dr_Hirasaka>	not bob

[19:14]<BoomBoom> imam dissapointed

<Dr_Hirasaka> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DLYITUTyis

<Poniko>	[URL] YouTube - Crazy Bruce's Liquors 2
<satriani89>	i watched that over 9000 times
<Nekohaku>	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DLYITUTyis&feature=related
<Poniko>	[URL] YouTube - Crazy Bruce's Liquors 2
<Nekohaku>	lol polymorph
<Nekohaku>	Same time
<satriani89>	crazybrucemind
<satriani89>	:P
<Dr_Hirasaka>	hoshit

InvaderKED> why was the plane horrible NeimuMan

• InvaderKED changetopic

<Dr_Hirasaka> he depressurised
<Dr_Hirasaka> and exploded
<InvaderKED> what the crap poly
<NeimuMan> The plane was horrible
<NeimuMan> Because I felt my ears bleeding
<NeimuMan> It was like this:
<Dr_Hirasaka> I told you ked
<NeimuMan> I was like "oh hey a plane kewl"
<NeimuMan> and then I ride it
<Dr_Hirasaka> the plane failed at pressurising
<NeimuMan> And then I was like "omg rollarcoastar"
<InvaderKED> ono
<NeimuMan> And after that I was like "omg urty clouds lol"
<InvaderKED> lol
<NeimuMan> Yeah, tl;dr, plane failed at pressurising
<Dr_Hirasaka> I TOLD YOU KED
<Dr_Hirasaka> HA

<Michigan_J_Frog> HELLO MY BABY
<Michigan_J_Frog> HELLO MY HONEY
<Michigan_J_Frog> HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL
<Michigan_J_Frog> SEND ME A KISS BY WIRE
<Michigan_J_Frog> BABY MY HEART'S ON FIRE
<Michigan_J_Frog> HONEY IF YOU REFUSE ME
<Michigan_J_Frog> HONEY YOU'LL LOSE ME
<Michigan_J_Frog> AND YOU'LL BE LEFT ALONE
<Michigan_J_Frog> SO BABY, TELEPHONE
<Michigan_J_Frog> AND TELL ME I'M YOUR OWN

<Zanaveth> in spain
<Zanaveth> teto is the name of a certain game
<Dr_Hirasaka> inb4 buttsecks
<POPkun> :cc
<Zanaveth> lol poly
<Zanaveth> you got it right
<Dr_Hirasaka> hoshit

• Zanaveth takes a flail out of his pocket
• Zanaveth hits Serbanned with the flail, repeatedly

<Zanaveth> I'M GONNA TURN YOUR BRAIN INTO MASHED POTATOES
<Zanaveth> PILLOWY MOUNDS OF MASHED POTATOES

<Dr_Hirasaka> dommot
<Dr_Hirasaka> I leave for five minutes
<makokonut> gog
<makokonut> dommot
<Dr_Hirasaka> to play some DK2
<Dr_Hirasaka> and the goddamn IRC dies
<Dr_Hirasaka> IT
<Dr_Hirasaka> KEEPS
<Dr_Hirasaka> HAPPENING
<makokonut> i warned you about donkey kong bro
<makokonut> i told you dog
<Dr_Hirasaka> I know, koko
<Dr_Hirasaka> that's why I'm playing
<Dr_Hirasaka> Dungeon Keeper 2

• Dr_Hirasaka trollface

[18:20] <InvaderKED> quick hess escaping from above
[18:21] <makokonaut> koko6 ready for lift off
[18:21] <makokonaut> pch0000000000000000
[18:21] <InvaderKED> WE HAVE.
[18:21] * makokonaut space
[18:21] <makokonaut> LIFDOFF
[18:21] <InvaderKED> LIFDOFF
[18:21] <InvaderKED> B3

<|]> just discovered the most incredible mistranslation
<|]> yume actually means car
<|]> not dream
<Nyorangestan> Car diary?
<|]> madotsuki is actually a volkswagen beetle in disguise
<nyanaut> XFD
<|]> that toriningen?
<|]> a motorcycle.
<Azelfchan> Madotsuki is actually Honk Honk Chen in disguise
<whimsy> AND THEN SHE RAPES A BICYCLE
<|]> I emailed kikiyama
<|]> my dad works at interbrain so I know

Last edited 11/02/04(Fri)22:50.

-->| Maidevoir (~chatzilla@44F2597D.32B98EB0.B4B2E5CE.IP) has joined #uboachan

This was probably the best thing that happened today.

<Snow> i was so drunk
<Snow> that i drunk
wut

>>5130
I agree

<Nigba> Moblong
<Nigba> I'm not actually gay
<Nigba> IT'S ALL A FACADE
<Zanaveth> lul
<mimica> shroedingers sexuality
<Zanaveth> ^
<Dr_Hirasaka> I lol'd

[14:45] <@Praesul> p.s.
[14:45] <@Praesul> Ash Crimson is mai SNK waifu
[14:45] <yukkurinaut> again
[14:45] <yukkurinaut> doing p well
[14:45] <yukkurinaut> on the not gay thing
[14:46] <yukkurinaut> i commend you
[14:46] <@Praesul> I don't get it
[14:46] <@Praesul> How is that gay
[14:46] <yukkurinaut> for being totally straight
[14:46] <yukkurinaut> because ash is a dude
[14:46] <yukkurinaut> >snk waifu
[14:46] <@Praesul> w...what
[14:46] <@Praesul> it's a guy?
[14:46] <yukkurinaut> it's a trap
[14:47] <yukkurinaut> he totally bridget'd you
[14:47] <@Praesul> n-no....
[14:47] <@Praesul> That WOULD explain all the pictures of her with a penis...
[14:47] <yukkurinaut> >implying you were looking at penises
[14:47] <yukkurinaut> totally not gay
[14:48] <@Praesul> I wasn't...They just showd up!
[14:48] <yukkurinaut> and they didn't tip you off

<Praesul> Chrono, let's blow this pop stand B(

* BloodSimple	blows Praesul

Chrono and Praesul is now canon pair~

• Praesul shakes butt
• Maidevoir wiggles~
• squidloli squids

[09:48] <|]> have to TORN the SPiUN OUTWAYS
[09:48] <[|]> ololol
[09:48] <|]> retart
[09:48] <]|[> uh
[09:48] <]|[> uh
[09:48] <[|]> power parp
[09:49] <]|[> confus
[09:49] <[|> fuck i'm falling down all these pipes

>>5447

not to forget our 4chan invasion a while ago.

ps: I'm not the scatman >.<

>>5465
WHERE'S THE SCATMAN?
I'M THE SCATMAN

<AztecMonkey> LOL BULLSHIT
<Poniko> GRAB IT WHILE YOU CAN LADS

Suddenly, Killing Floor is funny.

<Nekohaku> I LOVE SEX SO MUCH OMG

Oh my. o.o

<Nekohaku> He's here...!
<Dr_Hirasaka> wha?
<maidnaut> hi
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Nekohaku is a fucking wizard.

<&Arakune> Pipe.
<&Arakune> Can you th12.3 right now?
<+|]> I'm actually in the bath
<+|]> but I can a bit I guess
<&Arakune> Crazy pipe.
<&Arakune> Okay.
<+|]> tell me when
<berjer> sounds hot
<berjer> you should describe to us your time in the bath right now
<&Arakune> 190.62.208.27:10800
<+|]> sounds like no fuck you
<+|]> THIS IS MY PRIVATE TIME
<&Poniko> DICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
<berjer> hahahaha
<berjer> ahahahaha poniko

<Moog> Poniko help i'm gonna go get some delicious burgers
<&Praesul> Omg Moog and Poniko are going on a date <3
<Moog> omg

>>6876
Moog x Poniko OTP

<boja> YEAH 60 KB/S woooooooo
<CharlesDolling> FUCK YEAH 60 KB
<&Poniko> YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
<CharlesDolling> YEAH PONIKO YOU TELL EM
<&Poniko> WE CALL UPON A POWER FORLORN, TO ISSUE FORTH AND BE REBORN.
<boja> on my pc
<CharlesDolling> SURE WHATEVER YOU SAY PAL
<&Poniko> DISCUSS.
<boja> because im downloading.

<&Praesul> We're also all assholes <3
<noricom> So far nope
<&Praesul> but I am the biggest ass of course
<&Praesul> With my blatant abuse of power
<noricom> It waits
<&Praesul> right guys
<noricom> Are you a snacks
<+LilyBeaul> We just don't get very many sensitive types here :|

• Praesul changes topic to 'Welcome to #uboatan - the tanniest tan of all! | Happy 75th tan civil war anniversary everyone! Viva la tan revolucion! | Opinions are banned'

<mrsusan> ragnarok online sux

• Praesul sets mode: +b mrsusan!@

>>7143
ilu mrs. usan <3

Bumping. Someone sticky this again.

bump

<InvaderKED> >on answers.com or whatever for research of vietnam war
<InvaderKED> >recent recommendations
<InvaderKED> >How do you insert your penis into a vagina?
<LilyBeaul> consensually and in the missionary position
<InvaderKED> http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_you_insert_your_penis_into_a_vagina
<Saya-chan> lol

[22:28] <+InvaderKED> BOJA I HAVE NEVER HAD SO MANY NUTS IN MY FACE

http://pastebin.com/3TyN3TMq

The entire kuri troll log. Thanks, Hydrolisk

http://pastebin.com/ukmQ3uur

Here's my PM log with kuri

>>7499
some of the most fun I've ever had on Uboachan

http://dream-utada-hedgehog.deviantart.com/
Who is this and why are some of these logs in her deviantID?

Last edited 11/09/11(Sun)20:09.

>>7540

I hereby nominate this fine woman as a representative of 80% of Uboachan users.

Epic? No. Delicious? Yes.
Btw 2 year anniversary of this thread.

Last edited 11/09/13(Tue)18:42.

<Malacath> Fuck me, Snow, why are you watching people get lobotomized in reverse?
<Saya-chan> :3
<Snow> and sweet pea driving home at the end
<Malacath> *getting
<Snow> idk mal
<Saya-chan> <Malacath> Fuck me, Snow
<Snow> why am i makin-

• Snow unzips pants

<POPkun> .........

>>7540
maybe it's teira