So I'd like to hear some stupid/illogical dreams you've had. Here's one.Last night I dreamt I was eating breakfast, nothing out of place there you may say, but I was eating this with Hatsune Miku at the opposite end of the table, as you do. This was all well and good, but as it happens the table is in the middle of a road. There's also a functional toaster on the table with no visible power input.
So I'd like to hear some stupid/illogical dreams you've had. Here's one.
Last night I dreamt I was eating breakfast, nothing out of place there you may say, but I was eating this with Hatsune Miku at the opposite end of the table, as you do. This was all well and good, but as it happens the table is in the middle of a road. There's also a functional toaster on the table with no visible power input.
Well, when I was a kid I used to have recurring nightmares where I'm in a house I've lived in at some point in my life, and the house starts slowly rotating and eventually creepy-looking spikes start coming out of things like speakers and stairs.As for dreams containing anime characters, I had a dream one time where I hugged a chibi-looking version of Yuki Nagato. Then there was one where Youmu Konpaku was getting sucked through a doorway or something just before I woke up while a girl's voice said something about Hell. I think I actually WAS Youmu in that dream, which is really weird since I'm a guy irl. O_o It was only a few seconds, though.
Well, when I was a kid I used to have recurring nightmares where I'm in a house I've lived in at some point in my life, and the house starts slowly rotating and eventually creepy-looking spikes start coming out of things like speakers and stairs.
As for dreams containing anime characters, I had a dream one time where I hugged a chibi-looking version of Yuki Nagato. Then there was one where Youmu Konpaku was getting sucked through a doorway or something just before I woke up while a girl's voice said something about Hell. I think I actually WAS Youmu in that dream, which is really weird since I'm a guy irl. O_o It was only a few seconds, though.
Short version of dream I had :Basically I was on the bus that had no roof for some reason, when Kaito and Bakura got on, sat together and talked liked they were best friends.
While we're on the subject of illogical dreams, have any of you ever been shrunken down or tiny in your dreams before? Not like "4-year-old kid" tiny, I mean like "humans are walking skyscrapers" tiny.I did. I don't know how it happened, but I was walking around outside between blades of grass the size of trees. It didn't last long because I got smooshed beneath the bare foot of some nameless, purple-haired anime girl. It wasn't an accident either, she was trying to stomp me. ;_; Last edited 11/06/22(Wed)17:06.
While we're on the subject of illogical dreams, have any of you ever been shrunken down or tiny in your dreams before? Not like "4-year-old kid" tiny, I mean like "humans are walking skyscrapers" tiny.
I did. I don't know how it happened, but I was walking around outside between blades of grass the size of trees. It didn't last long because I got smooshed beneath the bare foot of some nameless, purple-haired anime girl. It wasn't an accident either, she was trying to stomp me. ;_;
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We can come to the conclusion that all illogical dreams contain anime wimmens.
A lot of my dreams for some reason have varying amounts of gravity, the best example I can remember walking through a doorway and the gravity suddenly lessened and I started to rise towards the wall a bit and I remember holding on to the doorframe and reacting calmly like it was a normal, but annoying occurrence. "oh darn there goes the gravity again, fiddlesticks!"
Gravity is very flexible for me in dreams. I have had so many dreams where I can bounce around while I walk and it somehow gives me the ability to jump over buildings. Those dreams usually end with me jumping too high, hitting the ground fast, startling myself, and waking up.
Well, speak of the devil. Last night I was flying (or more specifically, floating) around the house and bouncing off of the ceilling. For some reason I was under the impression that I wasn't really flying and this was the result of static electricity (even though I was using my mind to lift my body up), so I wouldn't be able to do it outside or in large/domed rooms. Okay... The weirdest part is, I feel like this has happened to me before. Oh, also I had the ability to throw an invisible fire javelin. My father was there as well, and he had an invisible fire bow. Sense make not this does. Last edited 11/06/23(Thu)10:55.
Well, speak of the devil. Last night I was flying (or more specifically, floating) around the house and bouncing off of the ceilling. For some reason I was under the impression that I wasn't really flying and this was the result of static electricity (even though I was using my mind to lift my body up), so I wouldn't be able to do it outside or in large/domed rooms. Okay... The weirdest part is, I feel like this has happened to me before. Oh, also I had the ability to throw an invisible fire javelin. My father was there as well, and he had an invisible fire bow. Sense make not this does.
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one of my favorite dreams is titled "dog-boy". in my dream, there's this kid who got into a terrible car accident and he was gonna die so doctors put his brain inside a chihuahua (ILLOGICAL: human brain is bigger than an entire chihuahua. why not use a bigger dog?) so now he was a talking dog. After recovering, he started going to school again (my school!) but he was being bullied by the jocks for being a cute little wimpy dog and junk. I remember just watching and feeling bad but wanting to pet him because AWW PUPPY! also, there were constantly news teams following him around and trying to get interviews, but strangely they sounded more concerned about dog-boy's bullying issues rather than the amazing fact that he was a frakkin' chihuahua with a kid's brain. best dream ever.
I had my first WILD today, it was the clearest dream I've ever had, but still short, it's also the first time I've ever recalled the beginning of a dream (in your face, inception). Fading into the dream, I was already lucid, I was in Walmart behind the cashier's counter loading up some groceries for some old lady. "I'll play along with this until I'm fully asleep." I thought, because the dream was still hazy and there were shadows around my line of vision. So the old lady kept asking me dumb questions, and about a minute later the dream was crystal clear. "That should do." I dropped whatever food item I was holding and flew upward. Just as I was about to start spinning and transport myself to whereverthehell, my brother screamed in the other room and woke me up. Fucking fuck. I wanted to go in there and backhand him.Oh I also had a dream where some red-haired loli was dropping tiny people into her boots. Patchouli Knowledge was by her left heel, making a ":<" face. M'kay.
I had my first WILD today, it was the clearest dream I've ever had, but still short, it's also the first time I've ever recalled the beginning of a dream (in your face, inception). Fading into the dream, I was already lucid, I was in Walmart behind the cashier's counter loading up some groceries for some old lady. "I'll play along with this until I'm fully asleep." I thought, because the dream was still hazy and there were shadows around my line of vision. So the old lady kept asking me dumb questions, and about a minute later the dream was crystal clear. "That should do." I dropped whatever food item I was holding and flew upward. Just as I was about to start spinning and transport myself to whereverthehell, my brother screamed in the other room and woke me up. Fucking fuck. I wanted to go in there and backhand him.
Oh I also had a dream where some red-haired loli was dropping tiny people into her boots. Patchouli Knowledge was by her left heel, making a ":<" face. M'kay.
I had another weird dream. My shop teacher from high school was in my house. He was holding a wall fan and saying something to me. At some point he disappeared. Later on I was the size of an insect again, and suddenly a green-haired, animu girl (starting to see a pattern here?) stomped over to me as I was looking over at a television screen, looked down, and said something along the lines of "How DARE you, I was going to sit on you now, and you just had to look at someone else in the middle of it!" Apparently she was planning on smashing me with her ass, but now she's pissed at me because I glanced at a television screen. Makes sense. Oh yeah, and take a guess as to how this dream ends.SPOILERI get stepped on./SPOILER
I had another weird dream. My shop teacher from high school was in my house. He was holding a wall fan and saying something to me. At some point he disappeared. Later on I was the size of an insect again, and suddenly a green-haired, animu girl (starting to see a pattern here?) stomped over to me as I was looking over at a television screen, looked down, and said something along the lines of "How DARE you, I was going to sit on you now, and you just had to look at someone else in the middle of it!" Apparently she was planning on smashing me with her ass, but now she's pissed at me because I glanced at a television screen. Makes sense. Oh yeah, and take a guess as to how this dream ends.
SPOILERI get stepped on./SPOILER
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