So hey /yume/. A couple of weeks ago I started taking a hormone medicine because my endocrine system had gone tits up on me. Naturally, I researched the side effects of the stuff I was going to take, and among various unpleasant things was "dreams." Sounded pretty innocuous at the time.
Holy FUCK did my brain flip its shit. It flipped it's shit so hard I had crazy ass dreams every single night. I had sci-fi I Wanna Be the Hero dreams, sexytime dreams, dreams where pretty much nothing happened but I remembered them anyway. Plenty of just plain crazy-as-shit dreams, like the one where Pokey from Earthbound was in a big star wars warship racing some other guy, and his ship was attacked by some other space fleet, and there were Mr. Saturns floating around for some reason.
Also had a few night terrors. Dreaming that you have to lock yourself in the bathroom and call 911 because your non-existent ex boyfriend is trying to kill you is no fun. 911 didn't even help me, the fuckers, I had to call the police on a non-emergency line and they didn't come until morning dream-time.
I don't even have to be in bed to dream. If I nod of in class for even a second, I slip straight into dream logic, sometimes even start seeing things. I can only snap back awake when I remember I'm in class and seeing red elephants is pretty damn illogical.
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