ITT we tell about our really fucking WEIRD dreams. I'll go first.
There was some kind of tournament for the fate of the world going on, kind of like in Warriors of Tao, only we didn't get anything nearly so cool as superpowers integrated into our body. Just combat partners. I was selected as one of the fighters for my world. I drove to a grocery store, as I had been instructed, and was immediately warped to 15th century england, where they still had grocery stores, porcelain toilets, and the Internet (by way of scrying the toilet). They had never cleaned the toilets though, and they looked disgusting. I remembered being revolted every time I had to touch the surface of the water to scry. Anyhow, I was cast as a squire, my partner was cast as a knight - and such an idiot. He didn't wear a helmet, he wore a cape and cowl. And he seemed obsessed with picking up maidens and carrying them around. And he was equipped with plastic salad tongs for a weapon. All seemed lost.
We then met up with our opponent, a "Dark Knight", fortunately as thoroughly stupid as my own partner, and a pathetic little fat kid that I'm convinced was just Porky from EarthBound wearing blackface. "Great", I thought, "They get a legendary schemer, we get an idiot and a geek." We then went on to find out that their job was not to kill us, but to simply prevent us from carrying out our task - this included inserting a glowing red box into a socket at the top of a mountain, getting something else I don't remember accomplished, and then removing the box from the socket before it served the purpose it was meant for.
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